: NEVER WAKE UP EARLY. Keep
stretching and
turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue
dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get
up? ...
2: Never plan how to spend your money.
Whenever you get money, start spending it right
away and
when it is finished, try to count and recall how you
spent it.
... ...
3: Don’t think of saving until you have real big
money....... How can you save when you earn so
little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic
to your burning needs.
4: Don’t engage in activities usually
reserved for the
“uneducated.” How can you, a graduate, engage in
petty trade or home-based production? That is for
people who never went to school.
5: Don’t think of
starting a business until an angel
comes from heaven and gives you capital. How
do
they expect you to invest before you get millions
of
Rands? Even though more than half the businesses
in your town were started with a few hundred
Rands, you, as a smart person, can only start with
millions.
6: Complain about everything except your own
attitude: Blame the system, the government and
the
banks that refuse to lend you money. They are all
bad and do not want you to get rich.
7: Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy
consumer products on credit and keep borrowing
from friends and employers.
8: Compete in dressing.Make sure you wear the
latest clothes among all the workers in your office.
Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, get
one that is more expensive.
9: Get yourself a nice second-hand car that costs
more than three times your gross monthly pay.
That
will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder
the implementation of any bad plans that could
make
you accumulate capital.
10: Give your children everything they ask for since
you are such a loving parent. They should not
struggle for anything because you do not want
them
to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and
hence
poor enough to ensure they cannot help you in
your
old age.
If you diligently implement these 10 great rules,
you will not fail to invite poverty in
great
measure to your homestead. That way, all
important
leaders, from East to West, will spend a lot of
hours
thinking about you, planning how to uplift your
daily
expenses above one dollar. Isn’t it nice to be the
subject of concern of all those leaders and
scholars?.