(1). I pack rumours - PAKURUMO. (2). I counted my foam - MOUKA FOAM. (3). I put Jerry in the can - JERRYCAN. (4). I beat Lisa - MO NA LISA (monalisa). (5). I miss road - "I SHINA" (6). The only native i can wear to the altar - ALTERNATIVE. (7). My ho*€ don land - HOLAND. (. My aunt eloped with her BF. - ANTELOPE. (9). My dad showed me my lost key - DADDY SHOWKEY. (10). Abu ran away - ABUJA. (11). Tunde's dad dragged Shola - BABA-TUNDE FA - SHOLA. (12). It'll be long before Dan will come - DAN - GO - TE. (13). It took time before the fish died - EJA CU LATE. (14). FRANKLY speaking, Edo girls are ho$$e - FRANK EDOHO. (15). You're just too tin - JUSTIN (16). Funmi dribbles sean- FUNMIGATION (17). This is Amos' kitto(sandals) - A MOSQUITO. LASTLY TAKE THIS......... When OBERTAN missed the goal FERGUSON shouted - O BA TAN ( finished).