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Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 3:48pm On Sep 07, 2012
I just watched this video and couldn't stop laughing! There are so many funny scenes I can't pick a favourite.

Nigerian parents are crazy, I swear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxU5NCPTY7g

Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpaAE0oA738
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by dont8(m): 4:32pm On Sep 07, 2012
Darling, can you remind me what we told our son last nite? cheesy
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 4:39pm On Sep 07, 2012
dont8: Darling, can you remind me what we told our son last nite? cheesy
cheesy
Boy, do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Oya kneel down and slap yourself! I said slap yourself again. Ehen, rubbishness!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by bunmioguns(m): 5:55pm On Sep 07, 2012
ijebabe: I just watched this video and couldn't stop laughing! There are so many funny scenes I can't pick a favourite.

Nigerian parents are crazy, I swear!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxU5NCPTY7g

Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpaAE0oA738




your parent too is among sha
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by k10: 5:59pm On Sep 07, 2012
the babes aint bad!!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by sutoboy(m): 6:02pm On Sep 07, 2012
bunmioguns:




your parent too is among sha

Hey u sharrap dere!

Cant u see my friend's son?especially dat SUTOBOY

He is so smart and wise!

Why re u so dull?tell me!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by bunmioguns(m): 6:26pm On Sep 07, 2012
sutoboy:

Hey u sharrap dere!

Cant u see my friend's son?especially dat SUTOBOY

He is so smart and wise!

Why re u so dull?tell me!


undecided
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 6:32pm On Sep 07, 2012
sutoboy:

Hey u sharrap dere!

Cant u see my friend's son?especially dat SUTOBOY

He is so smart and wise!

Why re u so dull?tell me!
Lol, I don't think you were the friend's son sha grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 6:34pm On Sep 07, 2012
bunmioguns:




your parent too is among sha
Crazy in a funny way. And yes, my parents are Nigerians undecided
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by Mynd44: 7:34pm On Sep 07, 2012
That is some funny isht
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by sutoboy(m): 7:35pm On Sep 07, 2012
ijebabe:
Crazy in a funny way. And yes, my parents are Nigerians undecided


No mind am jere!

E wan dey form

For us here!

Ma papa na confirm Ijesha man!

So e dey among them too
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 8:09pm On Sep 07, 2012
Hahaha! Craseman grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by hottprince: 10:16pm On Sep 07, 2012
Ds is nt in any form humorous
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by dont8(m): 10:29pm On Sep 07, 2012
Lady Peter (Peteress), you denied me twice, we shall see.
ijebabe:
cheesy
Boy, do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 10:32pm On Sep 07, 2012
dont8: Lady Peter (Peteress), you denied me twice, we shall see.
I was reminding you what you told our son last night undecided
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ayobase(m): 8:51am On Sep 08, 2012
My friend's swthrt in joke section.....yeah right...lets go there!
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Don8, u are doing ur part perfectly!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by dont8(m): 8:52am On Sep 08, 2012
My bad then, but that's not what I told him, I told him ''when I was age, I knack all the girls in my street including this your mama'' cheesy
ijebabe:
I was reminding you what you told our son last night undecided
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by dont8(m): 8:59am On Sep 08, 2012
Just like you did.

If I don't do it, who will? grin

ayobase: My friend's swthrt in joke section.....yeah right...lets go there!
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Don8, u are doing ur part perfectly!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 12:53pm On Sep 08, 2012
Boys!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by dont8(m): 7:10pm On Sep 08, 2012
Girls!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 9:16pm On Sep 13, 2012
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 9:21pm On Sep 13, 2012
Lol @ may cockroach give you a passionate kiss.
Rofl grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by Nobody: 12:36am On Sep 14, 2012
Ijebabe, where have you been?
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by Mynd44: 1:46am On Sep 14, 2012
In oga sexkillz's private quarters
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 7:54am On Sep 14, 2012
^ you won't let me talk abi?
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 7:55am On Sep 14, 2012
fluid26: Ijebabe, where have you been?
See scoping! I suppose to dey ask u dat wan na undecided
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by dont8(m): 8:00am On Sep 14, 2012
Why start world war lll?
Mynd_44: In oga sexkillz's private quarters
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by Nobody: 8:36am On Sep 14, 2012
ijebabe:
See scoping! I suppose to dey ask u dat wan na undecided

haba! I dey around na...
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by Xionez(m): 7:21pm On Sep 18, 2012
Laughing So Hard That I Forget I Am In The Loo. grin grin

Seriously, lemme talk true, my parents utter sentences that make me wanna burst out laughing.
Reminds me of a day I nearly chop slap when I smiled (that sheepish smile that always holds back thunderous laughter) at a comment I made a mistake of imagining.
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by Xionez(m): 7:35pm On Sep 18, 2012
Laughing So Hard That I Forget I Am In The Loo. grin grin

Seriously, lemme talk true, my parents utter sentences that make me wanna burst out laughing.
Reminds me of a day I nearly chop slap when I smiled (that sheepish smile that always holds back thunderous laughter) at a comment I made a mistake of imagining. grin
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by ijebabe: 5:46am On Sep 19, 2012
Hahaha, Xionez you dey madt o!
Re: Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say by Nobody: 8:57pm On May 31, 2019
If I roll once and you roll twice. What does that mean?

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