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Ponder by Migines(m): 9:10am On Jan 08, 2008 |
Ponderings for 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Hot. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Consider what Willie Nelson said regarding being caught recently with a bag of Marijuana: "It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag of spinach. I'd be dead by now." Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT TO PONDER IN 2008: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. |
Re: Ponder by Origin(f): 3:10pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
nice |
Re: Ponder by ituen(m): 3:36pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
hmmmmm |
Re: Ponder by clemcykul(f): 5:11pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
good one dalyn ![]() i love teachn a person hw to use the net and he wunt disturb u for wks lol |
Re: Ponder by saucekid(m): 5:17pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
that right |
Re: Ponder by ThugLife1(m): 5:19am On Jan 21, 2008 |
Good |
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