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Moscow by mormoni(m): 2:35am On Sep 10, 2012
Teacher: what are the people in Moscow called? Sagir: they are called "mosquitoes" LWkmd
Re: Moscow by sutoboy(m): 7:56am On Sep 10, 2012
mormoni: Teacher: what are the people in Moscow called? Sagir: they are called "mosquitoes" LWkmd

Tot they re called: Mormoniscow
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 8:06am On Sep 10, 2012
u knw ryt @suto
Re: Moscow by sutoboy(m): 10:47pm On Sep 12, 2012
mormoni: u knw ryt @suto


u sick small
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 6:32am On Sep 13, 2012
Na today u dey knw?
Re: Moscow by sutoboy(m): 9:15am On Sep 13, 2012
mormoni: Na today u dey knw?


u go chop am now mad dog
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 12:37pm On Sep 13, 2012
sutoboy:


u go chop am now mad dog
nice one! But u can do better
Re: Moscow by realsammie(m): 12:44am On Sep 14, 2012
THREAD CLOSE
Re: Moscow by sutoboy(m): 4:17am On Sep 14, 2012
realsammie: THREAD CLOSE

Thunder fire ur left ear!

U resemble Dani?
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 7:12am On Sep 14, 2012
Easyyyy??
Re: Moscow by larride(m): 10:07am On Sep 14, 2012
How did i get here? Someone should please show me the way.
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 1:49pm On Sep 14, 2012
larride: How did i get here? Someone should please show me the way.
look left twice, front once, back thrice, right once nd den speed out like BG's fart
Re: Moscow by teewhye(m): 8:23pm On Sep 14, 2012
*smh* bunch of imbezyms
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 8:59pm On Sep 14, 2012
teewhye: *smh* bunch of imbezyms
olodo
Re: Moscow by larride(m): 9:31pm On Sep 14, 2012
looks left, right, front and back, farts thrice and takes to my heels
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 9:34pm On Sep 14, 2012
larride: looks left, right, front and back, farts thrice and takes to my heels
correeeccctt!
Re: Moscow by larride(m): 12:21pm On Sep 15, 2012
Just passing by
Re: Moscow by Nobody: 4:11pm On Sep 15, 2012
mormoni: Teacher: what are the people in Moscow called? Sagir: they are called "mosquitoes" LWkmd

If a man from Germany is called a German, what will a man from Nigeria called?
Naijaman.
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 4:32pm On Sep 15, 2012
Ola Johnson:

If a man from Germany is called a German, what will a man from Nigeria called?
Naijaman.
lol
Re: Moscow by sutoboy(m): 3:36pm On Sep 16, 2012
Ola Johnson:

If a man from Germany is called a German, what will a man from Nigeria called?
Naijaman.

apparently from what you wrote you are wrong

If a man from Germany is called a German,then a man frm Nigeria will be called....Nigman


Just passing by though
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 3:38pm On Sep 16, 2012
sutoboy:

apparently from what you wrote you are wrong

If a man from Germany is called a German,then a man frm Nigeria will be called....Nigman


Just passing by though
*spots him passing
Re: Moscow by sutoboy(m): 3:42pm On Sep 16, 2012
mormoni: *spots him passing

abeg give me way make i go ooo


u dey tell u now oh


i bi staff oh









i Mean BOKO staff grin
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 3:45pm On Sep 16, 2012
sutoboy:

abeg give me way make i go ooo


u dey tell u now oh


i bi staff oh









i Mean BOKO staff grin
wetin concern mad man with staff??

*trying hard to pull suto's trousers
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 3:45pm On Sep 16, 2012
sutoboy:

abeg give me way make i go ooo


u dey tell u now oh


i bi staff oh









i Mean BOKO staff grin
wetin concern mad man with staff??

*trying hard to pull suto's trouser
Re: Moscow by sutoboy(m): 3:52pm On Sep 16, 2012
mormoni: wetin concern mad man with staff??

*trying hard to pull suto's trouser


oh i see


u think say mad man no dey fear death?

i pity you!
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 4:24pm On Sep 16, 2012
sutoboy:


oh i see


u think say mad man no dey fear death?

i pity you!
calls out for a machete from larride
Re: Moscow by larride(m): 5:22pm On Sep 16, 2012
mormoni: calls out for a machete from larride

Here is the machete, I will have his joystick, me wan eat meat.
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 5:33pm On Sep 16, 2012
larride:

Here is the machete, I will have his joystick, me wan eat meat.
thank u larride...I must play game with his joystick today..

Dnt worry larride I will give u d eggs
Re: Moscow by larride(m): 6:22pm On Sep 16, 2012
mormoni: thank u larride...I must play game with his joystick today..

Dnt worry larride I will give u d eggs

*waiting patiently for the eggs*
Re: Moscow by sutoboy(m): 7:24pm On Sep 16, 2012
larride:

*waiting patiently for the eggs*



Dani must do something
Re: Moscow by mormoni(m): 7:37pm On Sep 16, 2012
*gives larride the eggs

*starts chasing dogs
Re: Moscow by sutoboy(m): 7:47pm On Sep 16, 2012
mormoni: *gives larride the eggs

*starts chasing dogs


na fowl eggs?

or Bin gbagbo Eggs?

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