After picking dis young guy from a bus stop..this is was the conversations!
Conductor: Wey ur money?
Passenger: I be staff!
Conductor: Which kind staff
u be!You be Police?
Passenger: No!
Conductor: You be Soldier? Passenger: No! Conductor:
You be Navy!
Passenger: No!
Conductor: You be Air Force?
Passenger: No!
Conductor: Then, wetin u be self!Abeg pay my money jor!
Passenger: I be Bokho Harram!
People in Bus: WHAAAT!!!e don be 2day!!
Conductor U don dey Madt abi? Hw u go say make bros pay money?? Oga
Bokho, Sorry sir, abeg
no vex, dey guy no well.
We go pay For U Sir. God bless you.

<Shouts from passengers:

Sule; Driver,plss oooo! i go drop
for Next junction.
John: keep the
change!
Obi: Oga driver abeg, i
wan com down, this belle just dey run me since
morning!!!
Mercy: shaeeey, driver stop abeg...i forget to off my stove frm house o.