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Pregnancy by Migines(m): 9:55am On Jan 09, 2008 |
Pregnant woman and her husband Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now. Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and see the poor guy curls up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the emply air, filled with hopeless desire, Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out 500 bucks, and gives it to him. "Here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight, and remember that this happens only once, ok?, don't think about it again" she said. The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but affraid that she may change her mind, grabs the money and leaves quickly. A few minutes later, he returns, and hands the money back to his wife and says with much disappointment: She said this is not enough. She wants one thousand, The wife's face slowly turns red with anger. "Damn that bitch, when she was pregnant and her husband came over here, I charged him only five hundred, " |
Re: Pregnancy by deeteeneey(f): 10:00am On Jan 09, 2008 |
nice one,u tried |
Re: Pregnancy by TOYOSI20(f): 5:24am On Mar 24, 2008 |
Nice |
Re: Pregnancy by ayusman16(m): 7:51am On Mar 24, 2008 |
end of marriage be that ooo |
Re: Pregnancy by delib: 10:02am On Mar 24, 2008 |
sure? |
Re: Pregnancy by naijastyle: 4:54pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
if na you wetin you for do |
Re: Pregnancy by kingkams(m): 5:31pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
naijastyle: This one wey you ask na WAEC Question. |
Re: Pregnancy by kronkykay(m): 5:49pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
damn! this is good! |
Re: Pregnancy by ThugLife1(m): 7:19pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
:d :d |
Re: Pregnancy by ituen(m): 9:04pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
mumu woman |
Re: Pregnancy by delib: 9:10pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
sily woman |
Re: Pregnancy by naijastyle: 9:31pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
woman na woman silly or otherwise, you cant live without them |
Re: Pregnancy by ituen(m): 9:53pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
Na who tell you? If u no fit, na ur own wahala |
Re: Pregnancy by naijastyle: 9:55pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
you fit |
Re: Pregnancy by ituen(m): 11:35pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
i get 4 wives, so i'm experienced |
Re: Pregnancy by naijastyle: 11:37pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
u cant live witout women, abi u woman? |
Re: Pregnancy by ituen(m): 1:21am On Mar 25, 2008 |
I can but no be by force |
Re: Pregnancy by clemcykul(f): 10:13am On Mar 25, 2008 |
lmao |
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