A member of staff was missing for few hours. We combed d whole place lookin for him.. The boss finally found him fast asleep in d store. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on his chest which reads thus: 'as long as u are asleep ur job is secured but as soon as u are awake u are fired. Signed MD'.
The question is should he wake or continue sleeping?

A man was lying wit his wife when he had dis nightmare where he saw his wife pursuin him wit cutlass. The wife was about cutting him when he suddenly woke up only to see d wife staring at him.... the woman den said 'for ur mind u sabi run abi?'.
If na u wetin u go do

Old but funny dooooo....

i think the poster shd continue sleeping

A girl mistakenly sent a text meant for her boyfriend to her dad saying:
Sweetheart I don't want to abort this pregnancy because I might damage my womb,
don't forget this would be the 10th pregnancy I will be aborting for you. But..., don't worry am preparing my
parents food, I will poison them both so we can acquire their property for ourselves.
I love you dear!!!
***QUESTION***:
What will You do if You were her DAD...?