Your wife is like a TV,while your girlfriend is like a mobile phone.
At home you watch TV,but when you go out you take your mobile phone. No money,you sell the TV,got money,you change your Mobile phone.
Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your Mobile phone.
TV is free for life,but for the Mobile phone if you don't pay,the services will be terminated.
TV is big,bulky and most of the time old,but the Mobile phone is cute,slim,curvy and very portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,but for the Mobile phone,it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote,Mobile phone doesn't. Most importantly,Mobile phone is a two-way communication (you take and listen), but with the TV you must only listen (whether you want it or not).
Last but not the least.TV's don't have viruses but Mobile phones often do...
TRUE OR FALSE??

Very very very true. What a brainy analysis and comparison truely applicable to the duo-entities in question!!