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Latest Interview Tips by Nosyke(m): 2:06pm On Sep 17, 2012
ANSWER ALL
Note: No calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only

SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE

1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi

2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c)Stella

3) Who Strike pass?
(a) Boko Haram (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame

4) You can sharpen cutlas on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) don't know

5) What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) JayRu and WizzKid (C)OBJ and IBB

6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B)maked (c) maken

7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

cool What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium

9) What is it about ORIENTAL ENTERTAINMENTS that makes them the Heartbeat of Entertainments in Oyo-State for over a decade?
(a) Mario's marital status (B)Movado's super SK
supply (c) Obafemi Awolowo's kurube

10) Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a)Bowen B)UI (c)Ajayi Crowther (d) LCU

SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.

(1a)Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election there will be blood shed.

(B)If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take if he was putting on "CANVASS"

(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take =3.14)

(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X"

(3) If Ada is a girl and obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
I wish U Goodluck

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