YOu see, a close friend mine did this and I tot it funny though, so I'd like to hear from you guys about any other funny ways too

He called her on the first of January nd really had a good bla bla bla with her

When he was through,he told her that his first new year resolution is to dump her, nd he don't ever want to see her again.

and that was how he broke up with his gf of 3yearsnow

So who's got funnier methods of breakups

. . . .Or u mean "whoz got nething dumber to post?"

the funniest and best way to do it is to tell the girl that she deserves someone far better than you, its that simple. that way you exonorate her while belittling yourself, but you achieve what you want.
thats funny to me

ur friend is a killer,dey go go village for am.

there must be a reason for break up,thats why relationships should be defined from the begining.
hey gurl,na only gbos gbos we wan dey do o,or na altar we won go o,
thats it.breaking up like that is harzadous

the funniest way to brk up is to take a hammer and brkup both the girl and the relationship

YOu just told mig what to do

. . .To ur(phiniter) sister.

its called the "jokes" hread for a reason

The guy need deliverance for breaking up with a girl on the first of January.and even a strong guy for not even thinking the baby can get high and hammer on him and the relationship immediately.
    The best way of breaking up is by letting her understand both of you are not compatable.

Simply tell the guy (or whoever) that you've just tested positive to HIV1&2 .

Chi Rose.That's the easiest and preferred one.!!!

You must have tried it times without number.
Please,check your score sheet;how many guys have you dumbed cos that idea of yours sounds very professional.

Infact mo gbe idi fun eeeee 4 u to do this to a girl, But do u heard anything about her b4?U do dis to her in the begining of New year.
Is only God can save we girls of nowadays.

ure ryte tufe

the coolest way of doing that without any hustling'nd bustling is inviting to a dinner at first.tell her after the meal that u've been trying to love her since you guys met, say to her 'i really thought things would work out between us but love isn't something you can force to happen'. try to decieve her by saying u do care for her,u want her to be happy,bla bla bla(those sweet words). give her a warm embrace and promise to give her a call, THEN U'RE GONE FOR GOOD