Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"
A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"

Consultant, hope you won't some1 with your jokes here

You, he ascertained the death of his friend. What next should he do after shooting the helpless friend of his

*uses french accent*, good one.

Damn

well you can't really blame the guy he was just following instructions.
cool joke though.

noyt funny at all

crazy, unbelievable!

It is indeed a time of 911, {sept 11}, five years ago it was a time of emergency indeed, many lives were lost, may their souls rest in perfect peace. Let think about it and pray for those souls.