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New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 10:16am On Sep 19, 2012
We the management of BG public toilet are happy to announce the new shitting tarrif. Dis new tarrif is design to serve our costumers right and it depends on de following..........

The type of shit u shit(weda luqid or solid)

The speed in which u removed ur pant or boxes

The colour of ur shit

The time spent while shitting

The energy applied while shitting.

The way u sweat during during shitting

The smell of ur shit

How u frowned ur face while shitting.

NB: u are not allowed to fart inside the toilet, if u do, our automatic fart detector will do its work.

For more details, call our customer care line. Via dis thread.

old and new customers re welcome.

Sign:
Jojo Armani
Manager.
Thanks

vote me for Projan VICE PRESIDENT.
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by mormoni(m): 12:32pm On Sep 19, 2012
No wahala VP
Don't 4get to vote for me as d next secretary General
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 1:37pm On Sep 19, 2012
mormoni: No wahala VP
Don't 4get to vote for me as d next secretary General
dont worry u will get my vote.
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by mormoni(m): 2:33pm On Sep 19, 2012
Jojo Armani: dont worry u will get my vote.
tanx VP
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 6:49pm On Sep 19, 2012
Okay, The President of Projan won't have to pay to use the toilet, right? cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by bingbagbo(m): 7:05pm On Sep 19, 2012
larride: Okay, The President of Projan won't have to pay to use the toilet, right? cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool



you wan collapse this business abi angry
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 7:09pm On Sep 19, 2012
larride: Okay, The President of Projan won't have to pay to use the toilet, right? cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
U must pay o o. Na u suppose pay high self.

Abi u stop de business
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 7:09pm On Sep 19, 2012
bin gbagbo:


you wan collapse this business abi angry
help me ask am o o
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by mormoni(m): 7:17pm On Sep 19, 2012
Larride u must pay oo.....u suppose show example
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 10:01pm On Sep 19, 2012
since everybody didnt support ur idea of not paying so u must pay ur shitting fee. So answer de questions above let me charge u.
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Homar(m): 7:31am On Sep 20, 2012
Only projans can create this thread that is drier than sahara desert . Mtchewww
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 8:20am On Sep 20, 2012
Jojo Armani: We the management of BG public toilet are happy to announce the new shitting tarrif. Dis new tarrif is design to serve our costumers right and it depends on de following..........

The type of shit u shit(weda luqid or solid)

The speed in which u removed ur pant or boxes

The colour of ur shit

The time spent while shitting

The energy applied while shitting.

The way u sweat during during shitting

The smell of ur shit

How u frowned ur face while shitting.

NB: u are not allowed to fart inside the toilet, if u do, our automatic fart detector will do its work.

For more details, call our customer care line. Via dis thread.

old and new customers re welcome.

Sign:
Jojo Armani
Manager.
Thanks

vote me for Projan VICE PRESIDENT.






Another jobless fellow here!





Black poo!
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 1:34pm On Sep 20, 2012
MOGUL.O:







Another jobless fellow here!





Black poo!
hmmmm U win. 1-0
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 2:22pm On Sep 20, 2012
Jojo Armani: hmmmm U win. 1-0




1-1

u don equalize gringringrin;gringringrin;
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 8:03pm On Sep 20, 2012
Alright, i will set example and pay anytine i shitz, in-fact i will pay double.
MOGUL.O:





1-1

u don equalize gringringrin;gringringrin;

You well so?
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 8:32pm On Sep 20, 2012
larride: Alright, i will set example and pay anytine i shitz, in-fact i will pay double.
Good! pay the money to me, (as the treasurer) you know na
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 8:39pm On Sep 20, 2012
PretiEbony: Good! pay the money to me, (as the treasurer) you know na

Very good, i can always pay in kind since you are my wife.
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 10:19pm On Sep 20, 2012
larride:

Very good, i can always pay in kind since you are my wife.
pls my man not in my toilet o o o. Abeg i i i, did u want collapse de biz.

PretiEbony: Good! pay the money to me, (as the treasurer) you know na
heyyyyy pls u re de treasurer aspirant in Projan, not in my public toilet. grin grin grin.
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2012
A treasurer is always a treasurer, whether toilet or bathroom the money must be paid 2 me. Unless, u wan make we fight
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 10:40pm On Sep 20, 2012
NOTED
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 11:47pm On Sep 20, 2012
PretiEbony: A treasurer is always a treasurer, whether toilet or bathroom the money must be paid 2 me. Unless, u wan make we fight
i dey reason to employ u in my public toilet, but dis ur threating of fighting me. I dey fear o o o. grin grin
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Asabaman(m): 12:08am On Sep 21, 2012
My VP no fear any tin. if u put ha for ground climb na ur gain, if she manage put u for grand na still ur gain. if u no fit fyt ha, abeg invite me.
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 10:42am On Sep 21, 2012
Asaba man: My VP no fear any tin. if u put ha for ground climb na ur gain, if she manage put u for grand na still ur gain. if u no fit fyt ha, abeg invite me.

Stop it, Pretiebony na my wife. angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 11:26am On Sep 21, 2012
Asaba man: My VP no fear any tin. if u put ha for ground climb na ur gain, if she manage put u for grand na still ur gain. if u no fit fyt ha, abeg invite me.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 1:07pm On Sep 21, 2012
PretiEbony: A treasurer is always a treasurer, whether toilet or bathroom the money must be paid 2 me. Unless, u wan make we fight



sUPPORTED!!!!!!!


I will post a picture of the fight!




Just give me some minutes abeg.......




Shey pretiEbony vs Jojo Armani
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by JojoArmani(m): 4:28pm On Sep 21, 2012
MOGUL.O:




sUPPORTED!!!!!!!


I will post a picture of the fight!




Just give me some minutes abeg.......




Shey pretiEbony vs Jojo Armani
abeg am not fighting o o o. Read de poster above u, he wants to fit her for me.
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 7:49pm On Sep 21, 2012
MOGUL.O:




sUPPORTED!!!!!!!


I will post a picture of the fight!




Just give me some minutes abeg.......




Shey pretiEbony vs Jojo Armani

Who is this?

Abi u wan join PROJAN?
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by mormoni(m): 8:07pm On Sep 21, 2012
larride:

Who is this?

Abi u wan join PROJAN?
i wonder o
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Nobody: 8:51pm On Sep 21, 2012
MOGUL.O:




sUPPORTED!!!!!!!


I will post a picture of the fight!




Just give me some minutes abeg.......




Shey pretiEbony vs Jojo Armani
who invited you here eh?
Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by larride(m): 8:56pm On Sep 21, 2012
PretiEbony: who invited you here eh?

Help me ask that she-goat ooo

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