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Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:33pm On Sep 19, 2012
Ramatu was in primary six then, when the teacher Mr Goode was teaching about "pairs".
the teacher mr Goode defined a pair as two similar things used together.
After the teacher asked the class to give examples;
Akpan:sah, a pair of shoes
Teacher:Good, yees Akpors,
Akpos:sah, a pair of scissors
Teacher:Good, yees Ramatu. .
Ramatu: sah, a pair of okada!! grin

The class burst out in lafta, and Ramatu quit school that day. . .

meanwhile Egbele's hand was up in the back so teacher called him. ..

Egbele:Teacha!, a pair of brreasts!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin









mr Goode fainted!!!! grin
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by Nobody: 6:37pm On Sep 19, 2012
Lmfao
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by Nobody: 6:39pm On Sep 19, 2012
undecided undecided undecided

Bin u and this your parched-parched joke resemble worlahi
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:40pm On Sep 19, 2012
PretiEbony: Lmfao




that's why they call me the jokes president!! grin grin


meanwhile i am supporting your bid to be PROJAN treasurer!!! cheesy
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:42pm On Sep 19, 2012
~vicky~:
undecided undecided undecided

Bin u and this your parched-parched joke resemble worlahi



baby did you miss me?? kiss kiss kiss


by the way, how is your campaign going?? are you winning?? embarassed
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by kinkie(f): 7:01pm On Sep 19, 2012
Dis bingbagbo sha..all ur jokes, its either people faint, fall into coma, collapse, menstruate on the spot or have a cardiac arrest! angry
You dey try small sha..but u aint d president cos you're not always funny. U try anyway
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by mormoni(m): 7:22pm On Sep 19, 2012
na wa oo! Bin u triedt smaaaalll

More grease to ur elbows
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 7:29pm On Sep 19, 2012
bin bin presido
nice one
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by Nobody: 7:32pm On Sep 19, 2012
bin gbagbo:


baby did you miss me?? kiss kiss kiss


by the way, how is your campaign going?? are you winning?? embarassed

am not interested in winning....i hate politics cry cry
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:33pm On Sep 19, 2012
slimchi2k2: bin bin presido
nice one



thanks my lord!, but wont you apply for any of the vacant PROJAN positions?/? cheesy cheesy
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by Kolade9(m): 7:43pm On Sep 19, 2012
Whistling....
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:58pm On Sep 19, 2012
~vicky~:


am not interested in winning....i hate politics cry cry



must you weep baby the election is not over now? kiss
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by Lagusta(m): 8:12pm On Sep 19, 2012
A pair of br.ea.sts.......

Ha ha ha ha ah, this one got me laffin all the way...

I laff in malaysian
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by Homar(m): 8:52am On Sep 20, 2012
Pisses on the thread and walks away .
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by larride(m): 8:16pm On Sep 20, 2012
BG..... I trowey salute.
Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:44pm On Sep 20, 2012
bin gbagbo: Ramatu was in primary six then, when the teacher Mr Goode was teaching about "pairs".
the teacher mr Goode defined a pair as two similar things used together.
After the teacher asked the class to give examples;
Akpan:sah, a pair of shoes
Teacher:Good, yees Akpors,
Akpos:sah, a pair of scissors
Teacher:Good, yees Ramatu. .
Ramatu: sah, a pair of okada!! grin

The class burst out in lafta, and Ramatu quit school that day. . .

meanwhile Egbele's hand was up in the back so teacher called him. ..

Egbele:Teacha!, a pair of brreasts!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin









mr Goode fainted!!!! grin
wetin again, no be you talk say akpors dön die?

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