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Getting Weighed by Rebellious(op): 9:28pm On Jan 12, 2008
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
Re: Getting Weighed by tjtj1(m): 10:47pm On Jan 12, 2008
shocked she got a problem wit her l's. waura means laura nd wousy means lousy. so it means she wanted to get laid not weighed. nice one rebellious. how bout a movie shocked
Re: Getting Weighed by tjtj1(m): 10:48pm On Jan 12, 2008
shocked she got a problem wit her l's. waura means laura nd wousy means lousy. so it means she wanted to get laid not weighed. nice one rebellious. how bout a movie shocked
Re: Getting Weighed by hclacid(m): 11:24pm On Jan 12, 2008
@poster
to even copy self you no sabe,tell me wetin you sabe do?oh sorry! i forgot that u're just a sample of a human being.no vex abeg.
Re: Getting Weighed by tjtj1(m): 11:39pm On Jan 12, 2008
Acid ur stupidity is getting out of hand. ure such an idiot nd that joke is funny. i knew some people wouldn't understand nd thats why i explained the joke. dummy
Re: Getting Weighed by tjtj1(m): 11:40pm On Jan 12, 2008
Acid ur stupidity is getting out of hand. ure such an idiot nd that joke is funny. i knew some people wouldn't understand nd thats why i explained the joke. dummy
Re: Getting Weighed by hclacid(m): 11:49pm On Jan 12, 2008
look at this castrated idiot talking or did you change your id frm rebellious to tj. if na womam u dey find you no go see. undecided undecided
Re: Getting Weighed by Rebellious(op): 12:26am On Jan 13, 2008
hcl_acid:
look at this castrated idiot talking or did you change your id frm rebellious to tj. if na womam u dey find you no go see. undecided undecided
I am moved by the height of daftness that I've lost the words to say to you. Anyway get well soon, ok?
Re: Getting Weighed by tjtj1(m): 1:10am On Jan 13, 2008
acid am not as stupid as you so i wouldn't insult you. wat am gon say is get a life nd stop acting childish. call me wen u do nd u get a prize. aiight?
Re: Getting Weighed by powerblaze(m): 2:01am On Jan 13, 2008
you did well tj, i didn't get it till you explained it all. Cool joke. Any other rebellious?
Re: Getting Weighed by tjtj1(m): 4:04am On Jan 13, 2008
;d
Re: Getting Weighed by dele9000(m): 8:33am On Jan 13, 2008
Wow!coow joke
Re: Getting Weighed by dele9000(m): 8:34am On Jan 13, 2008
Wow!coow joke:-)
Re: Getting Weighed by Migines(m): 8:42am On Jan 13, 2008
@ass seed
I know ure tring to establish urself as "mr stupid" and i must congratulate u c0z, ure duin a GREAT! Job.
Re: Getting Weighed by shapey(f): 1:39pm On Jan 13, 2008
is this acid guy okay huh this far better than your rock dry jokes at least, or am i missing something?
Re: Getting Weighed by brimbrack(m): 2:26pm On Jan 13, 2008
quit fighting guys. today is the Lord's day
Re: Getting Weighed by ThugLife1(m): 4:17pm On Jan 13, 2008
migs u won kill the guy
Re: Getting Weighed by ThugLife1(m): 4:18pm On Jan 13, 2008
migs u won kill the guy
Re: Getting Weighed by ifyalways(f): 4:30pm On Jan 13, 2008
i didnt get it till i read tj explanation.
nice one. kiss
Re: Getting Weighed by Nobody: 4:32pm On Jan 13, 2008
lol i got it smiley
Re: Getting Weighed by Migines(m): 4:35pm On Jan 13, 2008
@thuggy
naaah, he'll do dat himself.
Re: Getting Weighed by Rebellious(op): 4:37pm On Jan 13, 2008
I somehow thought it would be easy to get.
Re: Getting Weighed by clemcykul(f): 9:18am On Jan 14, 2008
guys give him a breathing space he really needs it to recuperate grin hcl be urself, do thing the way u know best. 4get antagonism grin ;Dmakes u all the more perfect grin
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