LAMENTATION OF A GENTLEMAN

Lady, I am tired of your complains!
Your nagging is causing me excruciating pains,
And darkening my skin;
I am growing lean and thin.

You always said my sisters’ behaviors are poor,
And always threw my pet dog on the floor;
You continuously defend yourself with blames,
And even set pictures of my Ex in flames!

You abandon all the dirty plates to pile up to the ceilings,
And the kitchen to reek from rotten tomatoes and oranges’ peelings;
Recently, you have become annoyingly loud,
Pompous and proud!

These days, you request for new, luxurious things,
Brazilian wigs and guitar with golden strings;
Strawberries and blackberries;
I have emptied my savings and purse,
And you have made the state of my mind worse,
Please leave my life and close my door;
I was better off before!