Mormoni: When is a woman above a man?
Chidi: When the kitchen is upstairs!

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Mormoni: Why don't men trust women?
Chidi: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

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A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a restaurant.
"Men prefer thin women," said the skinny woman.
"Really? Did your boyfriend tell you that?" said the fat one.
"No, your boyfriend told me that


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Mormoni: Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women?

Chidi: Breasts don't have eyes

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Mormoni: What's the difference between men and batteries?
Chidi: Batteries have a positive side.

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Mormoni: What do mice and men have in common?
Chidi: They both run around hunting for holes!

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Mormoni: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Chidi: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

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Mormoni: Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?
Chidi: Because they can't stand seeing a man having a good time!

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Mormoni: What's the prove that men can focus two things at a time?
Chidi: Boobies

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