Am in love with this girl but her only problem is anytn we r out on a date, while others are eating lighter foods, she always orders for GARRI!
Its really pissing me off! And I love her so much!

Pls what do I do?

This sounds like me o.

Why is it pissing you off?

ogugua88: This sounds like me o.

Why is it pissing you off?

You love garri? Me too

Boy u worry o! Wud u complain if ur girl always orders for fried rice with salad and chicken?

Mynd_44: You love garri? Me too

LOVE. I'll eat some for breakfast.

Very good. And when taken with ice cold water, its heaven

ogugua88: This sounds like me o.

Why is it pissing you off?

The way she eats the GARRI..
Other girls will be looking at us like local people..
If you know what I mean

Buy her a bag of ijebbu garri!!

bbpreye.:
The way she eats the GARRI..
Other girls will be looking at us like local people..
If you know what I mean

The power of garri.

Try and offer her something else to eat next time, take her where there's no garri (that's the solution for us addicts), or talk to her about it. Tell her why you don't like it.

are we talking garri here or eba?

bbpreye.:


The way she eats the GARRI..
Other girls will be looking at us like local people..
If you know what I mean

my friend sharap, u re not even happy to have a gf who dnt pretend to be wot she is not. Abag if i hv a beautiful, sexy chick as my babe, i dnt mind if she consumes all the fufu in an exotic hotel in our outtin wit ma frnds

Please am i still in the joke section or romance section?

BBpreye, I no gt ur phone number, I for text U̶̲̥̅̊ slap. I don't †̥nk U̶̲̥̅̊ knw ђã†̥ luv means and ђã†̥ it takes 2handle a relantionship. Let me make it simple 4u. Everytin U̶̲̥̅̊ ever knew & stil revealing hz complements;gud-bad, high-low, death-life, man-woman,kerosine-stove, fuel-car, slap-punch...etc. All co-existing with both depending on each other 2 function.
ђã†̥ am saying is dat since U̶̲̥̅̊'re a man $ U̶̲̥̅̊ hv a complement(woman),d doings of ur other half and ur own doings shd come 2geda 2 produce worth dat will better ur lives as a team. Check d electric bulb in ur room,two wires;a negative charge and a positive charge are connected 2geda 2bring d light U̶̲̥̅̊ enjoy in ur room. This is 2say that-bring ur side $ allow her bring her side, then blend 2produce light.
Abi una no get light 4una ouse? Plus, if U̶̲̥̅̊ be gay, ds theory no go wrk o. Coz two kpakorokpa join 2geda, na 14 yrs imprisonment o. Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​

Can someone tell this guy to edit what he wrote there

If your girlfriend likes eating garri that means your name is garry and you and your brother harry went to parry to sip a garri and the sky was starry so you tarry with barry

How does this affect its price?

ITbomb: How does this affect its price?

Gbam!!!
Good Question

Pretiebony, how far nah? make we relate fyn nah. me i dey trip for u o

@ op, u dey vex? Wait till she publicly ask for everything fried.
Fried rice, fried salad, fried chicken, fried dodo, fried malt and some fried suya.

Exponental: @ op, u dey vex? Wait till she publicly ask for everything fried.
Fried rice, fried salad, fried chicken, fried dodo, fried malt and some fried suya.

He wants that kind of babe na. People just like trouble

ebamma: If your girlfriend likes eating garri that means your name is garry and you and your brother harry went to parry to sip a garri and the sky was starry so you tarry with barry

She loves the garri so much to a fault! The other day we went to av breakfast at Kilimajaro fastfood, this was around 9:am. I went for burger and coke and behold she GARRI!

Imagine eating garri at that time, people were just staring at us!
I was so embarassed!

Mynd_44:
He wants that kind of babe na. People just like trouble

But at least as a babe u need to form small na..
Small efizy is needed!

Asaba man: Pretiebony, how far nah? make we relate fyn nah. me i dey trip for u o

Dude, you de find trouble ooo!!!
Look @ her location well well and you would know that she is the BOMB!!!!

PretiEbony: Gbam!!!
Good Question

It will affect the price due to the high demand coming from my babe that will lead to a rate of change in the supply thus causing an increment in the price, therefore it can be deduced that the price of "garri" will be increased and this is not good for the "garri" consumers!

Its called garrionomics!

MC Dumexx: BBpreye, I no gt ur phone number, I for text U̶̲̥̅̊ slap. I don't †̥nk U̶̲̥̅̊ knw ђã†̥ luv means and ђã†̥ it takes 2handle a relantionship. Let me make it simple 4u. Everytin U̶̲̥̅̊ ever knew & stil revealing hz complements;gud-bad, high-low, death-life, man-woman,kerosine-stove, fuel-car, slap-punch...etc. All co-existing with both depending on each other 2 function.
ђã†̥ am saying is dat since U̶̲̥̅̊'re a man $ U̶̲̥̅̊ hv a complement(woman),d doings of ur other half and ur own doings shd come 2geda 2 produce worth dat will better ur lives as a team. Check d electric bulb in ur room,two wires;a negative charge and a positive charge are connected 2geda 2bring d light U̶̲̥̅̊ enjoy in ur room. This is 2say that-bring ur side $ allow her bring her side, then blend 2produce light.
Abi una no get light 4una ouse? Plus, if U̶̲̥̅̊ be gay, ds theory no go wrk o. Coz two kpakorokpa join 2geda, na 14 yrs imprisonment o. Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​

Wtf!
This guy sef, abi u chop too much garri?

Speak english abegi!

~vicky~:
take her to a local restaurant

Like jevenik or Nicon Hilton resturant?

Which resturant for Nigeria wey no dey sell garri?

ogugua88:

The power of garri.

Try and offer her something else to eat next time, take her where there's no garri (that's the solution for us addicts), or talk to her about it. Tell her why you don't like it.

Pls suggest a spot for me!

I no mind my guy. if i follow where i come from go back no be bad tin nah.

DICKtator:

Dude, you de find trouble ooo!!!
Look @ her location well well and you would know that she is the BOMB!!!!

I no mind my guy. if i follow where i come from go back no be bad tin nah.

bbpreye.:


But at least as a babe u need to form small na..
Small efizy is needed!

Why must a girl form? I like real girls better

Y not? I chop garri well dats Y greater is he dat is in me dan he dat is wt U̶̲̥̅̊. Mumu! I jst discova say U̶̲̥̅̊ blind 4 ear & deaf 4 eye. No go cook 4 house. Dey chop poison up & dwn. This world don spoil finish.U̶̲̥̅̊ sef dey take person out. Imbetus

garri na confirm food too