1. You buy some cheap
underwear at a
Bend-Down-Selec t under
market & on
facebook you write:"I love
Gucci
underwears"
*God is watching you*
2. You're a married man
with 2 kids &
on facebook you always
claim to be
single
*God is watching you*
3. You're 21 yrs old &
you're dating a
man of 54 yrs your
updates says "can't
wait to see my baby." Is
that your baby
or your daddy?
*God is watching you*
4. You're are drinking ice
water &
you update "I'm drinking
Johnny
Walker on the rocks"
*God is watching you*
5. You're in the house
watching
WWE raw but you update
“watching silver bird at
the
cinemas”
*God is watching you*
6. You sell retail biscuit
airtime n
chewing gums or in an
MPESA SHOP &
u update "had a long day
in the office"
*God is watching you*
7. U r waiting for a mat/
taxi & u
update “stuck in traffic
thank God for
the air conditioner in ma
car" *God is
watching you*
8. U r using some fake
nokia phone
and you update ur status
"My laptop is
slow"
*God is watching you*
9. You are in some fake
slum n u
update your status "near
New York"
*God is watching you*
10. Your real name is
mueni/atieno or
some funny nems and on
facebook u
call yourself Mcute Pretty
*God is watching you*

U are not good in jokes and u are forcing urself on it. Satan is watching u.

DJ/NANCY:
U are not good in jokes and u are forcing urself on it. Satan is watching u.

not your fault sha..cos i know u just copied and pasted...forming familiarities for us...remember say OLUWA DEY WATCH U...