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There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by Obeto(m): 2:36pm On Jan 14, 2008
[size=15pt]There is an urgent vacancy to fill in a reputable company in Abuja  :- [/size]

POSITION :               RESIDENT STRUCTURAL ENGINEER
PROJECT :                High Rise Office Building in Abuja
REQUIREMENTS :     BEng or MEng with MNSE and/or COREN plus not less than Ten(10) years experience on similar  structural   
                                 works .
LOCATION :              Abuja
REMUNERATION :     Attractive with Accomodation + Car
TIME FRAME :           Must be available to  resume  latest beginning of February, 2008


If you meet the above requirements, kindly send your resume to interscopeoffice@yahoo.com and interscope2006@yahoo.co.uk

IT'S URGENT!!!

Please, adhere strictly to requirements.


Wishing you the best for 2008 ! Much LOVE.
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by ayusman16(m): 2:38pm On Jan 14, 2008
i believe dis is a joke abi?
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by tessybaby(f): 2:40pm On Jan 14, 2008
of course
dis is the jokes section and anything posted here
is taken as a joke
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by Migines(m): 2:51pm On Jan 14, 2008
? ? ? ?
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by hclacid(m): 11:19pm On Jan 14, 2008
@poster
why u no turn yourself into engineer and get the job?you are suffering frm a disease known as 'oju ko ri ola ri'
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by Necorios(m): 11:21pm On Jan 14, 2008
Whre do u get d xperience if u dnt wok,i gues u shud syn ursef 4d job.
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by ituen(m): 11:32am On Jan 15, 2008
I wontbe surprised if the company tells you to pay for interview
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by tytylayor: 3:35pm On Jan 15, 2008
this na real joke, original
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by Jids(m): 4:47pm On Jan 15, 2008
I think you are in the wrong area

Why advertising if this is urgent,,,there are lots of enginering students out there.
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by gunpoint(m): 5:12pm On Jan 15, 2008
Ok poster, if i can get 2 blow dem buildings up, jst shw me wer i can sign up!!! angry
N.b: Pls i want 2 work on a buildin wer d likes of saucy potty, mig13 and dem crelw hang out, hell wit dat in d package, i'l work 4 free!!!
angry angry angry
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by tufe(m): 5:23pm On Jan 15, 2008
i'll take the job, just as long as your mom is going to be my official driver
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by gunpoint(m): 5:40pm On Jan 15, 2008
ya dead tufe!!
ya meat dead!!!
angry
angry
angry
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by ifyalways(f): 5:48pm On Jan 15, 2008
papal bulls !
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by gunpoint(m): 5:56pm On Jan 15, 2008
Engilhs baby, engilhs!!!
angry angry angry
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by ifyalways(f): 5:59pm On Jan 15, 2008
pidgin man pidgin ! cheesy
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by tufe(m): 6:23pm On Jan 15, 2008
gundust, i'm so scared
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by Migines(m): 6:27pm On Jan 15, 2008
*shaking head wit pity*
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Jan 16, 2008
*sends CV into "@posters dreams*
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by ifyalways(f): 4:10pm On Jan 16, 2008
CV rejected by computer.
reason:his name is a virus !
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by tufe(m): 4:16pm On Jan 16, 2008
lol cheesy
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by clemcykul(f): 10:36am On Jan 17, 2008
chei shocked shocked shocked shocked na be dis grin grin grin grin
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by Obeto(m): 5:40pm On Jan 21, 2008
This is really sad. People are different. There is no part of the advert that mandated anybody to apply. I'm begining to think under aged are signing up here.

I work with mobil. This is my email obeto.a.utomi@exxonmobil.com. Mail me and I will reply you. But dont send me your CVs. Send them to the email provided in the advert, if you wish.

If you are not applying, don't scare people away. This might just be the long awaited opportunity. If you have been victimised in the past, does not mean you should remain in the past.

This does not not call for abuses. I have already spied into your thinking, and I already know the set of people these words can come from.

The advert is real and it's ending this month except there is an extension.

Just overlook an advert if you know you aint going to apply.

GROW UP.
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by gunpoint(m): 5:44pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry el-4*k u obeto  angry
u wana post job adnverts, go to d romance section!!!
here, i (& my children rule)
mufu!!!
angry angry angry
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by Migines(m): 9:15pm On Jan 21, 2008
*calling some razz lukn hunger engaged young touts*
mufu, jumbu, picolo, atutupuyoyo ur papa dey call una.
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by gunpoint(m): 7:15am On Jan 22, 2008
Migines, r u sure i didnt born u
Cos u look(sound if u like) lik a 1 nite stand i had in Uzbekistan!!!
angry angry angry
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by Migines(m): 7:46am On Jan 22, 2008
Obviously not. I'm and half-cast; my mum is a woman, my dad is a man where as u where conceived by two fathers.
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by clemcykul(f): 8:41am On Jan 22, 2008
buhahhaha lol product of a stray come grin grin
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by gunpoint(m): 4:50pm On Jan 22, 2008
buhahhaha lol product of a stray come

I said it!!!
clemcykul!!!
u musta bin d Uzbeck chic i marooned back in 73!!!
angry angry angry
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by gunpoint(m): 4:56pm On Jan 22, 2008
And Migines d product of a tipsy ipsy nite!
Welcom home my son, dady is so sory u turn out such a shite head cry
But i promise i'l mak it up 2 u!! angry
Somhw undecided undecided
angry angry angry
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by tufe(m): 6:04pm On Jan 22, 2008
clemcy, sona true?

na wa o
Re: There Is An Urgent Vacancy To Fill In A Reputable Company In Abuja by ifyalways(f): 5:35pm On Jan 23, 2008
ROTFLMAO.
hehe haha cheesy cheesy cheesy
who is accusing who here

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