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The Exposing Prayer by Rooneyboy(m): 11:15am On Sep 24, 2012 |
last night at dinner,6yrs old iyke was asked by his father to lead in prayer. He replied; but dad i don't know what to pray? Just pray 4 us,ur family members and everyone here,his dad said. D boy said ok! ''dear lord, he started; thank u 4 giving me such a lovely parents, thanks 4 our visitors and their children who came today and finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so that dey won't come again,4give our neighbor's son,who removed my sister cloth 4rm her body this afternoon and wrestled wit her on her bed. Lord God, this comin christmas, pls send clothes to all dos poor naked ladies on daddy's laptop and provide shelter 4 d homeless men who use mummy's room wen daddy is at work. Bless d dinner in Jesus name AMEN? After d prayer nobody could eat again |
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