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The Exposing Prayer by Rooneyboy(m): 11:15am On Sep 24, 2012
last night at dinner,6yrs old iyke
was asked by his father to lead
in prayer. He replied; but dad i
don't know what to pray? Just
pray 4 us,ur family members and
everyone here,his dad said. D boy said ok! ''dear
lord, he started;
thank u 4 giving me such a lovely
parents, thanks 4 our visitors
and their children who came
today and finished all my cookies
and ice cream. Bless them so that dey won't come
again,4give our
neighbor's son,who removed my
sister cloth 4rm her body this
afternoon and wrestled wit her
on her bed. Lord God, this comin
christmas, pls send clothes to all dos poor naked
ladies on daddy's
laptop and provide shelter 4 d
homeless men who use mummy's
room wen daddy is at work. Bless
d dinner in Jesus name AMEN?
After d prayer nobody could eat again

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