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The Haircut by joerux60: 3:54pm On Sep 25, 2012
One day a florist went to Fred for a haircut. After the cut he asked
About his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from
You, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased
And left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next
Morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
Him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
Bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
Doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the
Shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went
To pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from


You I'm doing community service this week.' The Politician was very


Happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to


Open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting
For a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
The citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

REMEMBER, POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE


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Re: The Haircut by khukhi(f): 11:43pm On Sep 26, 2012
Lol! Good one wink

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