Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....

Liver alone. Cheese mine.






Both the Golden Retriever and lab died instantly

Leave her alone, she's mine!!!

Liver alone, cheese mine!!!

Now that's what I call reverse psychology....

Nice one!!!

Very long & dry!!!!!!!!!!!
*tears pours 4rm eyes*









joke!

*dJemi i Dare u*

Drier than sahara desert .

Ajibel: Very long & dry!!!!!!!!!!!
*tears pours 4rm eyes*









joke!

*dJemi i Dare u*

eeh! Mk una hold me oh, I go murder dis boy here oh. Ajibel Ajibel. I'm very hapi 2day. I cnt beef u nau, maybe later

Liver dry........... Cheese dryer!




Is this suppose to be a joke

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Like i give a damn what anyone of you says

Na so so bad belle people fill dis thread.




Walks out crying

But this is funny.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ thanks jare, you are indeed a rare gem

this must have bin composed by none other than bin crapgbo.
liver joke no get cheese joke lack.
next.

ode remo: this must have bin composed by none other than bin crapgbo.
liver joke no get cheese joke lack.
next.

You don miss road again abi ode?

bin gbagbo how u dey long tym.
stupido.

LIVER ALONE-CHEESE MINE,LOLZ NICE ONE@OPS.


UP PROJAN

projan, the gathering of the insane.
damn.

Nice Joke..ignore them haters