There is this man who has no reason whatsoever to go to church. One Sunday morning as he was walking down the street of his house, he heard a very sexy voice singing in his nearby church, he decided to go to the church and talk to the lady after church service. As soon as he steps into the church auditorium the lady changed the song she was singing to "It shall never come to pass, any plan the devil has for me, it shall never come to pass"

The guy reasoned within himself, choi, so na me be the devil wey this girl dey talk, how she talk know say i dey plan for her. As he was trying to get out of the church, he met an Usher who asked him why he's trying to leave the church service and he explained that the lady song is talking to him, the Usher told him to come to church the following sunday but he should come early before the praise started so he will know that she's not singing about him. The guy promised to come and went away.

The following Sunday, this guy came to church late and once he enters the church the lady started singing "He has promised he will never fail" The guy was like what, so this usher has went ahead and told this lady about our conversation abi, as he was about to leave, he met the Usher again who explained that he didn't discuss their conversation with the lady, he told the guy to make sure he comes early to church the next Sunday and the guy agreed.

The following Sunday, the guy actually went to the church early before the praise section but as he was about to enter into the church premises he fell into gutter so he has to go watch his leg at nearby place, before he would get done the praises has already started and has he stepped into the auditorium, the lady changed the song to "Satan has fallen inside the gutter patapata"




The guy died instantly



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