I've had †̥his flu 4abt 2days now and my girl out of pity felt to push 2cm $ see how I was doing. After much pity and get well soon wishes, it came 2d tym 4her 2leave. As U̶̲̥̅̊sual, I decided 2kiss her gud bye. Seriously, d kissing lasted for about 3mins or so and she withdrew with a smile on her face saying" hmm! I just swallowed Your tom-tom...sweet" Me-looking surprised said "tom-tom? I no dey lick tom-tom o. May be na my cattarh" yuk!

*vomits*

Yo' jokey so dry...

You can get dehydrated while touching it!!!

DRYYYYYYY!!!!!

Lagusta: Yo' jokey so dry...

You can get dehydrated while touching it!!!

DRYYYYYYY!!!!!

Nahin be say U̶̲̥̅̊ waste tym dey read d jokes. Sorry no vex o? Which kind name be lagusta? Ur name be lyk name of houseboy. Abeg go do Your houseboy work dan 2dey tif pple jokes.

MC Dumexx:

Nahin be say U̶̲̥̅̊ waste tym dey read d jokes. Sorry no vex o? Which kind name be lagusta? Ur name be lyk name of houseboy. Abeg go do Your houseboy work dan 2dey tif pple jokes.

MC Dumexx:

Nahin be say U̶̲̥̅̊ waste tym dey read d jokes. Sorry no vex o? Which kind name be lagusta? Ur name be lyk name of houseboy. Abeg go do Your houseboy work dan 2dey tif pple jokes.

so for ur mind u don post joke oo, hmm....

PretiEbony: so for ur mind u don post joke oo, hmm....

Oteh! Return Your neighbor phone wey U̶̲̥̅̊ take dey browse. Mumu! Lions dey talk fowl sef won play

young man why
As i read ur joke the amala and ewedu wey i dey eat just tire me. i just lost appetite with dis disgusting thing u call joke.

realsammie: young man why
As i read ur joke the amala and ewedu wey i dey eat just tire me. i just lost appetite with dis disgusting thing u call joke.

Realsammie, no vex. Dats d idea. †̥hat's Y it is termed Yukky-yuk! No vex

MC Dumexx:

Nahin be say U̶̲̥̅̊ waste tym dey read d jokes. Sorry no vex o? Which kind name be lagusta? Ur name be lyk name of houseboy. Abeg go do Your houseboy work dan 2dey tif pple jokes.

Ok....

GO AND READ YOUR BOOKS!!! WAEC IS ROUND THE CORNER!!!

Haha! Dumexx abeg go read ur books oo, or u wan fail ur waec?.??

dis dumixx guy dey claim he get mouth as he dey attack everybody dat tells him dat his joke dry.

Wat a waste of kilo byte opening dis thread, lets watch and see wat he will tell me.

PretiEbony: Haha! Dumexx abeg go read ur books oo, or u wan fail ur waec?.??

See worwor wey dey claim fine. U̶̲̥̅̊ wey black lyk midnyt. Abeg marry who light small odawiz na antichrist U̶̲̥̅̊na go born.

Lagusta:


Ok....

GO AND READ YOUR BOOKS!!! WAEC IS ROUND THE CORNER!!!

La-houseboy, U̶̲̥̅̊ dey learn hw 2 talk. See handicap wey won hold hin cap 4 hand

Jojo Armani: dis dumixx guy dey claim he get mouth as he dey attack everybody dat tells him dat his joke dry.

Wat a waste of kilo byte opening dis thread, lets watch and see wat he will tell me.

JojoAmani: Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . Notin do U̶̲̥̅̊. U̶̲̥̅̊ sef knw say I gt mouth. U̶̲̥̅̊ 2much!

ur yoke dry no be small

bunmioguns: ur yoke dry no be small

Ah! Imbe, U̶̲̥̅̊ don rch here? Tell us ђã†̥ we dnt knw

MC Dumexx:

La-houseboy, U̶̲̥̅̊ dey learn hw 2 talk. See handicap wey won hold hin cap 4 hand

Now bros, let's respect ourselves...

Never call me a houseboy again...

#mat-wetter

#bush-pig

#RoosterDrinker

Lagusta:

Now bros, let's respect ourselves...

Never call me a houseboy again...

#mat-wetter

#bush-pig

#RoosterDrinker

e dey pain U̶̲̥̅̊? U̶̲̥̅̊'re messing wt d wrng dude. Nx tym dnt mess up ђã†̥ pple tuk tym $ effort 2build. All U̶̲̥̅̊ can is @lst criticize in a funny way. --boy

MC Dumexx:

e dey pain U̶̲̥̅̊? U̶̲̥̅̊'re messing wt d wrng dude. Nx tym dnt mess up ђã†̥ pple tuk tym $ effort 2build. All U̶̲̥̅̊ can is @lst criticize in a funny way. --boy

If u think say e pain me.... Then get disappointed


Talking to u is a sheer waste of time...


Like I said, go and read your books, and stop failing SSCE...

Lagusta:

If u think say e pain me.... Then get disappointed


Talking to u is a sheer waste of time...


Like I said, go and read your books, and stop failing SSCE...

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . SSCE indeed. Lyk I also said "U̶̲̥̅̊ dey learn"

Beht dummex, y u dey pour piple spit 4 dis place na

PretiEbony: Beht dummex, y u dey pour piple spit 4 dis place na

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . Preti Ebonyi state, Abeg,†̥ry brush Your mouth. U̶̲̥̅̊ dey alive ur mouth dey smell lyks ds. If U̶̲̥̅̊ con die nko?

PretiEbony: Beht dummex, y u dey pour piple spit 4 dis place na

Please don't mind him dear, there are better things to do than talking to this dude...

[qu ote author=Lagusta]

Please don't mind him dear, there are better things to do than talking to this dude...[/quote]

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . Dis children U̶̲̥̅̊na no go kill me. Aiit, am jst breaking Your balls. Lagusta hw far? Pretieboni, U̶̲̥̅̊ dey try. Notin does U̶̲̥̅̊. Let's call a tie & go 2bed. I hv a heavy day 2moro. Swt drmz

Lagusta:

Please don't mind him dear, there are better things to do than talking to this dude...

hmm...my dear, i thought i was talking to a sane person oo