Sum1 sent dis 2 Me on bbm

So I decided 2 share it wiv my people

I find it funny, buh if u dnt den GTFO









1.Are u a player??
Ans: Yes, manchester united wants to sign me next season. do dey xpect us 2 say yes

2. why do u want my pin?
Ans: i want to use it to burst balloon.

3. can u die 4 me?
Ans: i thought Jesus already did, abi na so your sins plenty?

4. My Bis will soon expire, wat am I going to do?
Ans: Return the bb to the seller and get a nokia torch

5. IF i sleep over, hope nothing funny will happen?
Ans: mumu, we would just perform night vigil......... Dull children

6. Will u break my heart?
Ans: no I will remove it 4rm ur chest n kip it in a Vas

7. Av u eva cheated on me behind my back
Ans: yes, wen we were writing waec, I waz copying vicky's work behind ur back