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Nairaland Semester Exam Compulsary Question And Answers by Nobody: 4:59pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Goodday Niralanders you are welcome to the semester exam answer on ur posts and note no copying thank you. Instructions: Answer all questions. Calculators not allowed TIME:1hour 30mins. SECTION A: 1. What are the names of the 2 people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone? 2. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense of make? 3. I have a dream is to Luther King, as I have no shoes is to.....? 4. If someone from Kano is referred to as Bakane, what do you call someone from Taraba? 5. Which Nigerian university has the highest number of ladies with BB's? 6. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why?. SECTION B.. Attempt all questions: 1. Between the Nigerian Police and the Nigerian girl, who likes money more? 2. Using the almighty formulae, calculate the diameter of Kanji dam [take pie=3.142] 3. If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N5million immediately after you broke up, find the value of X 4. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi? Good Morning Pals ALL THE BEST.. Your time starts now. |
Re: Nairaland Semester Exam Compulsary Question And Answers by dopeJemi: 5:27pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Ansaz(section a) deir names r NO and KIA,wen dey held hands dey formed a bond called NOKIA. No2: it shud av bin mook buh its made. No3: I fink Obasanjo said dat. No4:dunno. No5: fink its abuja. No6: obasanjo sent d request buh dunno y |
Re: Nairaland Semester Exam Compulsary Question And Answers by Nobody: 6:57pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
dopeJemi: Ansaz(section a) deir names r NO and KIA,wen dey held hands dey formed a bond called NOKIA. No2: it shud av bin mook buh its made. No3: I fink Obasanjo said dat. No4:dunno. No5: fink its abuja. No6: obasanjo sent d request buh dunno yCarry over |
Re: Nairaland Semester Exam Compulsary Question And Answers by larride(m): 9:08pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Let me go back home to read, i will be back for the exam. |
Re: Nairaland Semester Exam Compulsary Question And Answers by dopeJemi: 9:12pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
dvdon:I try na |
Re: Nairaland Semester Exam Compulsary Question And Answers by HAH: 10:27pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
1 bush and saddam 2 mook 3 good luck jonathan 4 batarabe 5 maulag 6 their handles cos non is computer littetate section 2 1 naija babes 2 is 3142000sqm 3 winch 4 hermoprodiate |
Re: Nairaland Semester Exam Compulsary Question And Answers by Nobody: 10:31pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
HAH: 1 bush and saddam |
Re: Nairaland Semester Exam Compulsary Question And Answers by Xymc1(m): 7:06pm On Oct 07, 2012 |
*yawns and uses style to giraffe into HAH's paper* |
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