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Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by dopeJemi: 8:34pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Father (Angry): “Where The Hell Have You Been All These Years?” Girl: “I Was Working As A Pros.titute In The Vietnam” Father: “What? Get Out Of My House You LovePeddler, I Don’t Want To See Your Face Again” Girl (Crying): “Before I Go Dad, I Came To Give You A $5 Million Cheque, And Here Is A $1million For My Brother. I Built A Big House For You In The Northern Surburbs With Everything In It Including A Ferarri And A Bugatti. Bye Dad” Father (Smiling): “What Kind of Work did You Say You Were Doing” Girl (Crying Out Loud):“A Pro.stitute Dad” Father: “Come And Give Daddy A Big Hug, I Thought You Said You Where A ”Prosecute Dame Patience went out for drink with some of the top women…. Waiter brings their bill: Dame Patience N10,400 Ngozi Okonjo. N10,250 Dora Akunyili. N10,450 Turai Yar’adua. N10,200 Total. N41,300 She says: I will pay for everyone else, but Total must pay for herself because I didn’t invite her, afterall she owns petrol stations all over Nigeria! Lekan was in the house watching blue film yesterday day night when his pastor friend came visiting. Immediately he entered, he shouted; "brother lekan why are.. You doing this to your selfl? Why are you watching corrupt movies? Oh no! This is bad!" As he was shouting he increased the volume of the film why the girl in the movie started shouting "OoJesus! Take it easy!" The man in the movie: "Ohhhh my God. Give it to me harder! Immediately the pastor looked at Lekan and said: "Brother lekan, the only reason I will pardon you is because the people in the movie are born-again. The way they call the name of Jesus makes me love them. Anyway let's watch it together...... PLEASE SHIFT FOR ME JOOOR Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night. Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance then. Wife hit her husband with frying pan. Husband: What was that for…? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. Wife: Sorry..! Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again Husband: What now..? Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. Two guys raped a princess. When they were caught and taken to the king for punishment. The king ordered them to go and get as many fruits as they can to bail themselves. The first one went and returned with 15 Mangoes, the king ordered the guards to insert the Mango into his ass so that he will feel the same pain as the raped Princess. The guy screamed and shouted throughout the insertion. Suddenly, he began to laugh out loud, the guard asked him why he was laughing in pain. He pointed ahead and said . . . . "Look at my friend (Akpos), he is bringing WATER MELON." |
Re: Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by Onyiclassic(f): 8:43pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
U TRIED BT D LAST ONE WAS STALE |
Re: Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by slimchi2k2(m): 8:54pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
@peJemi wow nice joke bro |
Re: Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by dopeJemi: 9:09pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
slimchi2k2: @peJemifanx a lot, I really appreciate |
Re: Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by dopeJemi: 9:10pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Onyiclassic: U TRIED BT D LAST ONE WAS STALEfanx all d same |
Re: Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by Nobody: 9:12pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Lol @ the topic, u dey beg make them view ur jokes...lol. Nice collection sha |
Re: Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by dopeJemi: 9:18pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Lol @ the topic, u dey beg make them view ur jokes...lol. Nice collection shahehehehehehehehe, just nided d attention, n dah waz d onLy way, fanx dear |
Re: Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by larride(m): 9:23pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Nice collection bro.. Always behind you. 1 Like |
Re: Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by dopeJemi: 9:26pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
larride: Nice collection bro.. Always behind you.mah oga, I troway saLute, fanx |
Re: Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by JojoArmani(m): 9:42pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
nice collections, is fun to read old jokes. Pls am lookin for one old joke. About wen akpor walkin out of class wen de teacher called him back to know his reason wen he told de teacher dat wat he saw, he think is school days re over. (thats de ending shaa) u guy should help to find it pls. Thanks Projan VP |
Re: Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by dopeJemi: 9:45pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Jojo Armani: nice collections, is fun to read old jokes.Teacher: why did you laugh? Boy: I saw a strap of your bra. Teacher: Get out! Don’t come to class for the next 2 weeks. Another boy laughs…. Teacher: Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw both straps of your bra. Teacher: Get out! Don’t come to class for next 1 month. The teacher bends to pick a chalk and akpos starts walking out of the class. Teacher: Why are you going out? Akpos: With what I saw I think my school days are over. |
Re: Plz View Mah Thread, Its Very Funny☹☹ by JojoArmani(m): 11:19pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
dopeJemi:Thanks my man. For giving me dis joke.I love dis Joke. |
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