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| Brilant Chap! by brimbrack(m): 10:03am On Jan 19, 2008 |
It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Shandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said. "Very good! Said the teacher. Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?" Again there was no response except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you all do." She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians". "Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke" The teacher glared around and asked "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Chandrashekhar said, "George Bush Sr. to the Japanese Prime Minister in 1991" Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!" Chandrashekhar jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little shit, if you say anything else, I'll kill you." Chandrashekhar frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher Fainted, and as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" And, Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005." |
| Re: Brilant Chap! by Migines(m): 10:14am On Jan 19, 2008 |
Each time i see dis joke, it cracks me up. Especially d conclusion. |
| Re: Brilant Chap! by ituen(m): 11:21am On Jan 19, 2008 |
i'm just seeing this and its good especially the last sentence |
| Re: Brilant Chap! by clemcykul(f): 12:48pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
lmao  hi dear  |
| Re: Brilant Chap! by Migines(m): 1:56pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
Hi honnie how'bout a shopping spree just 4 ma baby? |
| Re: Brilant Chap! by brimbrack(m): 3:28pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
hmmm! |
| Re: Brilant Chap! by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
ive been waiting for the check  send tufe the driver to pick me up pls |
| Re: Brilant Chap! by Migines(m): 4:10pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
Naah, i'll go wid u.Besides tufe is cleaning the kernels. |
| Re: Brilant Chap! by clemcykul(f): 12:56pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
ur a dalyn *pecks miggs on both cheeks* muah tell tufe to wash my clothes as soon as he is thru wid the other chore  |
| Re: Brilant Chap! by Migines(m): 1:09pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
I'll send him to take ur clothes to the dry cleaners, he has to wash all d cars today. |
| Re: Brilant Chap! by clemcykul(f): 9:53am On Jan 22, 2008 |
geee dats a gr8 idea sweeetie |
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