When you are dating, Farting is never an issue
When you are married , You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband, at all times

When you are dating, He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married , He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating, He holds your hand in public
When you are married , He flicks your ear in public

When you are dating, A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married , A King size bed feels like an army cot

When you are dating, You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married , You think to yourself, "Was he ALWAYS this hairy?"

When you are dating, You enjoyed pre-intimacy
When you are married , You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone"

When you are dating, He hugs you, when he walks by you , for no reason
When you are married , He grabs your boob any chance he gets

When you are dating, You picture the two of you together, growing old together
When you are married , You wonder who will die first

When you are dating, Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
When you are married , When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating, He knows what the "hamper" is
When you are married , The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area

When you are dating, He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
When you are married , He says "It's your job."

When you are dating, He understands that you have "male" friends
When you are married , He thinks they are all out to steal you away

When you are dating, He likes to "discuss" things
When you are married , He develops a "blank" stare

When you are dating, He calls you by name
When you are married , He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She.

Long time DJ

I go forgive you cos u've been away for long. But this joke is on page 3 of jokes section

thanks man guess i have to go back

better do dat quickly