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Speeding by SamMilla1(op): 1:06pm On Jan 19, 2008
This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.

"Not according to my radar," the officer replied.

"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.

"No you weren't!" the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said,

"Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's drunk
Re: Speeding by ituen(m): 1:14pm On Jan 19, 2008
That wife need floggin
Re: Speeding by aristole(m): 1:59pm On Jan 19, 2008
Remix! Remix!!Remix!!!
Re: Speeding by Migines(m): 2:13pm On Jan 19, 2008
Na why u dey cry?
Re: Speeding by clemcykul(f): 4:56pm On Jan 19, 2008
she dey cry becoz i no buy her akara grin
Re: Speeding by ThugLife1(m): 5:23am On Jan 21, 2008
aritole na female?
Re: Speeding by tjtj1(m): 6:17am On Jan 21, 2008
Aristole is a transgendered grin
Re: Speeding by Migines(m): 6:22am On Jan 21, 2008
She's confused
Re: Speeding by Migines(m): 6:23am On Jan 21, 2008
She's confused
Re: Speeding by gunpoint(m): 7:24am On Jan 21, 2008
angry I am confused!!! angry
Re: Speeding by clemcykul(f): 8:20am On Jan 21, 2008
lol am glad u know! grin
Re: Speeding by tjtj1(m): 8:39am On Jan 21, 2008
Thank GOD for your life
Re: Speeding by gunpoint(m): 4:41pm On Jan 21, 2008
angry @clemcykul:el-mugu-fico!! im confused too if aristlo is a she-male or nt because "its" passport doesnt say!!!
  angry el-mufu!!!  angry
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