U'll neva believ wot hapened 2 me yday.I stil cant get ova it.I went 2 d Super Market 2 pick sth 2 eat n as I waz walkin down d Isle,I noticed dis man staring at me.I lukd at him n kept walkin 2 d front counter 2 pick bottled water n Gala.As I picked dem n turnd 2 find d same man right in front of me!I tried 2 show him som luv,so I smiled n said: "hi".Then I went on 2 get a can of coke.Can u believe d same man followed me??I waz gettin a little nervous n mad cos he was followin me without sayin anythin,but I tried 2 stay frndly.I just said "hi".He finally responded n said: "I am sori 4 starin but u luk just like my youngest son.We just buried him 2 wks ago".
I felt stupid 4 gettin mad as I expresd my sympathy 2 him.He said he waz fine as he knows dat his son is wit d Lord.Then he askd me 2 do him a favor.I said,"if I can"
He said he waz a bit sad dat his son neva said gudbye 2 him b4 passin on.He askd me 2 get in line behind him n as he left d store,I shud say "gudbye dad",so dat he cud hv som sense of closure.Though his request waz weird,I howeva agreed 2 grant it.So as he colected his bags 4rm d cashier n walkd away,I said, "bye dad".He turnd n said, "bye my son".
Wen d cashier calculated my stuff,she said d total waz #6750!!!.I said "what!!!Can u tel me how a bottle of #70 water,#50 Gala n #100 can coke equals #6750".She said,"ur dad said ur payin 4 him too"...My dad?I shouted "dat man is not my dad oh!".I quickly rushed out just in time 2 c d man approachin d parkin lot.I ran after him n was screamin "excuse me,excuse me!!!".He started runnin 4 his car as he saw me comin.I caught up wit him just b4 he waz able 2 close d door.I kept on pullin n pullin his legs!!!Just like am pullin urs now!U 2 like gist!See as u dey serious dey read d torey..lolss.One luv!

u try

mind de legs u re pulling o o cos if na booqee own, I no follow.

Hahaha, u really pulled my legs.

Jojo Armani: u try

mind de legs u re pulling o o cos if na booqee own, I no follow.

wu b booqee?Na dog name b dat?

PretiEbony: Hahaha, u really pulled my legs.

Thank God didnt pull ur panties.

Hemanwel: Thank God didnt pull ur panties.

naughty boy

PretiEbony: naughty boy

wu?Me or him?