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Fact. by ekwurekwu(m): 6:35pm On Oct 10, 2012
-RACISM is when a
white BB Bold 6 cost
more than a black BB
Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you
submit your answer sheet wit your expo
inside.
-LONG THROAT is when
you take a girl out on a
sunny day & she orders
for a hot plate of pepper soup.
-A WITCH is that girl
that eats nkwobi, fish
pepper soup, shawama,
suya, chicken, smirnoff,
fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry
I'm on my period.
-OVERSABI is when you
are eating salad with a
girl & she says 'honey,
this food no done'. -OLODO is when you
are in a plane with a girl
& she says 'honey I'm
hot, can you please roll
down the glass'.
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you
eating & says 'my
mummy said I shouldn't
take food from
strangers'.
-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in
the middle of the night
when daddy & mummy
are having good time &
says 'mummy I want to
piss'. -STINGYNESS is when
you finish reading this
and you refuse to
share! — with

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