I has a friend, We have friend for pass one year and after much more he travel to south Africa so i was confuse weather he will meet an other girl for that side i keeping on calling him but do you know the problem he can not spend his money to call me i don't know weather he still love me as much as he did before when am with him in Nigeria.
that why i decide to say it out.
i need a help.

were you not the one looking for a boyfriend or so, just some weeks ago? na wa o

Sweet heart i think the problem is that he is too "Behind" to have u around him.
Don't misunderstand mi please, try and improve your spoken and written English i think that will do.

@uddy
lol
love doctor abi na english teacher u be

Hi friend, just be pacient and faithfull,if He is 4 u he will surely comeback to u.ALSO be prayerfull.

Katy no but we have to help this sis abi no be so?
Sis pls get a lil pocket dictionary or a personal English teacher.

Haastrup2:

Hi friend, just be pacient and faithfull,if He is for you he will surely comeback to u.ALSO be prayerfull.

u can as well help her in praying

Uzzyan:

Katy no but we have to help this sis abi no be so?
Sis please get a little pocket dictionary or a personal English teacher.

i will pass the message to her

rosecare:

I has a friend, We have friend for pass one year and after much more he travel to south Africa so i was confuse weather he will meet an other girl for that side i keeping on calling him but do you know the problem he can not spend his money to call me i don't know weather he still love me as much as he did before when am with him in Nigeria.
that why i decide to say it out.
i need a help.

Ditch the procreating birth canal and come to me, You will be blessed with moments that you will remember all your life

Sereques!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the eff do u think u are talking abt?

. . . it is well wt ya, have faith.

First of all, you need help with your English

Secondly, you expect your boyfriend to remain faithful to you You've never heard of South African girls

Read up girl. The guy is having a lifetime there.

Sorry o!

BOMB , dis na grammar,

On Your Own ( O. Y .O)

ok sweetie ur problem is communication, hez probably not impressed by you and honestly i aint either. ur spoken english is bad, thats probably d reason y he wont call u _{he no want make u scatter in head wit ur grammer}

a word of advice, invest in the spell check button!

sexytammy:

a word of advice, invest in the spell check button!

I don't think that can help o. . . .it's best if she takes some English class

I said that be4 but she tot i was mocking her.

sexytammy:

a word of advice, invest in the spell check button!

You're assuming she understands the meaning of the word "invest" . . . i 'd suggest she makes do with a fat oxford english dictionary for now.

toyinrayo:

I don't think that can help o. . . .it's best if she takes some English class

ok it mite not really help her but at least it will spare us nairalander's the torture

you smartasses should give her advice jare!

Ingrish no be my papa language, so fogerrit!

@ rose

e be like say your bobo dey shine South African congo, or he is having a tough time making ends meet. Did you agree to continue the relationship while he is in SA? If not, forget about him and move on.

no, i suggest debo as rosecare's next English teacher. . . naaa, that'll make it worse.

P;ease rose what sec sch did u attend?
I mean let us know where the problem is coming from.

toyin sharrap!

because one ghanaian came to Ekiti to help you learn small grammar we no go hear word.

uzzyan face the problem not Ingrish jare

debosky:

toyin sharrap!

because one ghanaian came to Ekiti to help you learn small grammar we no go hear word.

what da. . . . how did you find that out?!!! abeg o, don't let out my secret na. . .ki lo de? i dey send you to reveal how i learned my Ingilish ni? you nko? how abt those koko monkeys that helped you, eh? i didn't say anything na. . . .well, atleast you learned sha. . .omo, am proud of you

Better be careful before I come there with pankere to spank that your cute behind

no respect

rose baby, there are other fine men in naija, if the SA guy doesn't want you. . .to the left with him!

sexytammy:

ok it mite not really help her but at least it will spare us nairalander's the torture

mite or might 

Too much grammartologist for this nairaland self  Abeg no bite me O!

Hey rosecare, if you are reading this now, you probably need to go back to Nursery 1 or something and please forget about that dude.

debosky:

. . .to the left with him!

to the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff - Yes
If I bought it nigga please don't touch
And keep talking that mess, that's fine
But could you walk and talk at the same time
And It's my mine name that is on that Jag
So remove your bags let me call you a cab

bjluv:

mite or might

Too much grammartologist for this nairaland self Abeg no bite me

teacher bjluv, there's a diff btwn cyber language and english language. yes i spelt might as mite but dats cyber language for u, and anybody with half a brain would know that.

in this case the OP cant speak any at all, be it cyber language or english language

sexytammy:

teacher bjluv, there's a diff btwn cyber language and english language. yes i spelt might as mite but that is cyber language for u, and anybody with half a brain would know that.

in this case the OP can't speak any at all, be it cyber language or english language

Madam cute/sexy tammy/lips

I grab but e be like say I no get half brain---maybe na obanikoro the gurl come from self

all is forgiven

yesma, thanx O!

---You fit be my Cyber/English teacher?

u got d doe?

rosiecare again,

babe u really gat a serious problem,

ur grammer suckxxxxxxxxxxxxs,,,big time,

n thats a gr8 turn off any time any day,
shei u gat a radio?, if so keep it tuned to bbc world, i bet u,
ur english will improve [nb.i aint dissing you], just tryin 2 help!!!

sexytammy:

u got d doe?

Wouldnt like to sound like I just won 99million lottery but there is enough to make you wiggle