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Assassins Visit. by larrymoore(m): 11:48am On Oct 12, 2012
A newly married couple was having dinner when some armed and dangerous looking assasins broke into their house. The couple was so frighten because of their looks n arms they were carried. The leader of d robber said "look at me, l ve been fully paid for your life, therefore, dont make any noise just say ur last prayer bt before l kill my victims l like to know their names". He pointed at the wife, " you, what is ur name?" the wife panicly she quickly said "my name is elizabert" the assasin responded, "oh! Elizabert, that is my mother's name, l will not kill u" he turned to the husband and asked "you, what is your name?" he frightenly responded, "my name is steven but my friends call me elizabert"
Re: Assassins Visit. by ahmadgulam(m): 1:04pm On Oct 13, 2012
LMAO nyc1

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