Afam Aminu Chimezie
Onitsha

A seventy-five-year-old man who hails from Ezza South in Ebonyi State narrowly escaped being charged to court for constituting himself into public nuisance by defecating on magistrate court premises, Onitsha.
The man, who identified himself as Nweke Nwalioko, was caught as he was answering the call of nature at the of magistrate court 3, Onitsha.
When accosted by one of the staff of the judiciary, Mr Nwalioko disclosed that he suddenly experienced a purging of the stomach and had to immediately rush to the back of the building while court was still in session.
However, an agreement that ensued between a staff of the court and Mr. Nwalioko could have attracted attention of the magistrate but for the timely intervention of a private driver that saved the situation
The man who looked unkempt at the time of the incident pleaded with his captor to allow him go as he did not commit the offence intentionally adding that he was so much pressed that he had to find a secluded place to answer the call of nature.
Mr. Nwalioko, Orient Daily gathered was a lunatic who usually visits the premises requesting for clients to represent at any give away fee even though he is not a trained lawyer.

http://orientnewspaper.com/man-arrested-for-defecating-in-court-premises/

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imagine say dem charge d homeboi to court.. Lolz