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ALUU: New Nigerian English by Remzolution: 6:07pm On Oct 12, 2012
New dictionary word posted
by ENGLISH SOCIETY OF
NIGERIA.
Aluu (noun): a community in Portharcourt, Rivers State of Nigeria. Aluuminati (noun): a brutal and barbaric cult originated in Aluu. Aluumnite (noun): someone from Aluu community.
Aluuminize (verb): the act of being initiated into Aluuminati. Aluuminization(noun):the process or instance of initiation into Aluuminati. Aluuminate (verb): to sequentially beat and burn a
living thing, e.g, Aluuminati will aluuminate you like they did the four innocent Uniport boys.
Aluumusic (noun): a form of chanting used by aluuminati
during aluuminization or aluumination.
Pls note these words and use
them appropriately.
Re: ALUU: New Nigerian English by JusticeSPG: 6:58pm On Oct 12, 2012
falls off d bed. Stil laffin. U try jor
Re: ALUU: New Nigerian English by Remzolution: 7:00pm On Oct 12, 2012
JusticeSPG: falls off d bed. Stil laffin. U try jor
fnx man
Re: ALUU: New Nigerian English by Nobody: 7:36pm On Oct 12, 2012
Remzolution: New dictionary word posted
by ENGLISH SOCIETY OF
NIGERIA.
Aluu (noun): a community in Portharcourt, Rivers State of Nigeria. Aluuminati (noun): a brutal and barbaric cult originated in Aluu. Aluumnite (noun): someone from Aluu community.
Aluuminize (verb): the act of being initiated into Aluuminati. Aluuminization(noun):the process or instance of initiation into Aluuminati. Aluuminate (verb): to sequentially beat and burn a
living thing, e.g, Aluuminati will aluuminate you like they did the four innocent Uniport boys.
Aluumusic (noun): a form of chanting used by aluuminati
during aluuminization or aluumination.
Pls note these words and use
them appropriately.

nicie
Re: ALUU: New Nigerian English by Nobody: 7:58pm On Oct 12, 2012
Funny but sad
Re: ALUU: New Nigerian English by Remzolution: 8:57pm On Oct 12, 2012
yea, sad it is
Re: ALUU: New Nigerian English by Onyiclassic(f): 9:00pm On Oct 12, 2012
now u wanna make me cry
Re: ALUU: New Nigerian English by Lagusta(m): 9:07pm On Oct 12, 2012
But let's be serious, I watched a ghanian station showing the news on this aluu sh#t... I can't believe this has gone international...

Nigeria I hail thee!!!

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