25 Crazily Funny Facts AboutNigeria
1. Nigeria's president has the
highest vehicle convoy in
the world.
2. 90% of people who are
indigenes of Ibadan, the
capital of Oyo state
have gaps between their
teeth.
3. Adele @officialadele hails
from Ede, Osun State. Full
name Adeleye Adetokunbo.
4. Only 18 people out of
18000 who registered
passed NECO and WAEC in
Gombe State.
5. Females from Imo state
Nigeria have more hair on
their chest than their males.
6. The cost of living in Abuja,is
more expensive than the
cost of living
in London.
7. Nigeria has the highest
number of musicians in the
world.
8. Abuja girls are materialistic,
expensive but cheap.
9. Maiduguri girls have the
longest hair.
10. Fulani girls have the longest
tongue.
12. PH girls like it in the A*S
13. There's a place called Sabo
in every state in Nigeria.
14. Gwagwalada is the hottest
place in Nigeria.
15. Nigeria has the highest
number of police officers in
Africa.
16. 4 out of every 5 Edo girls
have a connect in Italy.
17. Calabar girls don't want
your money, all they need is
your energy.
18. Nigerians make up 1/8 of
the population of Malaysia.
19. China's best market is
Nigeria.
20. A man was recently
sentenced to death by
hanging for stealing a car
radio, while Cecilia Ibru was
sentenced to 6 months for
moving 150
billion.
21. An average Ibo man can
smell money 100 meters
away.
22. Nigerians are the highest
users of slangs in Africa, 2nd
only to USA
in the world.
23. The most spoken phrase in
Nigeria is "How far ?"
24. Its only in Naija that everybody expect the first lady to speak.
25. An Igbo man works Jan - Dec only to go and lavish it all at xmas and new year festival.
26. Meaningful posts like this can never be seen on Nairaland frontpage but the silly ones does.
Pls feel free to add urs.

I quite disagree with number 4 infact it is invalid except if you can provide proof. Number 14 FYM Maiduguri nnko?

and I'm takin numba 16 personal..all Edo gurls are not Benin gurls!!!

poster u try jor espacially 4 number 20

funny but true

Silly thread. Like seriously a human being can smell money from 100 meters away The extent you guys go to ridicule the Igbo man is quite alarming. 4 outta 5 edo girls How does all these rubbish even make sense to you You even termed it a "meaningful" thread while someone else found it amusing Read my siggy.

NnamdiN: Silly thread. Like seriously a human being can smell money from 100 meters away The extent you guys go to ridicule the Igbo man is quite alarming. 4 outta 5 edo girls How does all these rubbish even make sense to you You even termed it a "meaningful" thread while someone else found it amusing Read my siggy.

guy cool down joor. This is jokes section..don't take everythin serious.

Hilarious but number 7 is definitely wrong cos there are more musicians in New York than anywhere else. Nice post anyway.

booqee: guy cool down joor. This is jokes section..don't take everythin serious.

silence is d best answer 4 a fool, he only needs attention and u just gave him dat.

Nigeria is the most religious country in the world...although 99.9% of them are hypocrites

Let me revive this thread