A young pretty reporter and
her photographer were in
the entourage of a state
governor during a whistle
stop tour of the Nigerian
southern states.
Around Ore the governor
needed the loo and the
twenty car long motorcade
ground to a halt while the
governor slipped into the
bush with some security
agents.
While everyone waited for
the governor a loud alarm
came from the bush.
Everybody ran in the
direction of the screams
including many other
photographers all desperate
for an exclusive scoop.
By the time the pretty
reporter got to the scene the
crowd was too big to get
close up for photographs.
One woman asked "Na he
abi na she fall inside well
wey them dey rescue so?"
And other man answered
"Commot for road ojare. You
think woman fit gather that
kin byah byah ? Na proper he
and e old well well".
One tall guy said "E be like
say them don dey come out
of well o !"
The pretty reporter
whispered to her
photographer "So that
governor go piss inside well
come fall inside eh? Na good
scoop o. No one will beat us
to it. Follow me!"
She thrust through the
crowd screaming " I am a
doctor. A mouth to mouth
resuscitation specialist. Let
me through!" She soon got
to the well only to find an old
he-goat with it's tongue
hanging out and it's belly full
of water.
Everyone stood motionless in
anticipation till an impatient
sounding governor said
"Abeg kiss the goat make we
go jo. I don't have all day"
The goat then opened its
eyes a bit, eyed the pretty
babe and smiled.

Abeg na wetin be dis?

story of life.

Too stale and dry

BREAKING NEWS: Rihanna is
pregnant and Chris is responsible.
Rihanna, this morning admitted to
being pregnant and said she is
more than capable to take care of
a child on her own. Rihanna came
clean after confrontation by Chris’
girlfriend as to how it happened.

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Rihanna Mmaduakor, a house help
of Onitsha Anambra state,
admitted to having an affair with
her employer, Mr Chris Obi.

Waaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha muuuaaahahahaha hahahah muuhahahahahahahaha hahahahaha waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahagahahahahahahahaha *ooops my boxer don tear*

Now dat is funny.!

Hehehehe