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| Diet Time by feelgood(m): 1:16pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
Time for a Diet Ole was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds." When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?" Ole nodded, "Ya, but I tell you, I taut I vud drop dead dat third day!" "From hunger?" asked the doctor. "No, da hunger vas one ting, but vat really got to me was all dat skippin!'" |
| Re: Diet Time by ituen(m): 4:55pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
good joke. what a misundastanding |
| Re: Diet Time by tufe(m): 7:21pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
funnily old. nice anyway  |
| Re: Diet Time by tjtj1(m): 1:49am On Jan 23, 2008 |
this joke is  old man. nd ole is not a blonde aiight. |
| Re: Diet Time by tjtj1(m): 1:49am On Jan 23, 2008 |
this joke is old man. nd ole is not a blonde aiight. |
| Re: Diet Time by ThugLife1(m): 2:43am On Jan 23, 2008 |
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| Re: Diet Time by clemcykul(f): 11:07am On Jan 23, 2008 |
:d :d :d :d |
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