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Aluu Boys In Trouble. Lwkmd... by eminex(m): 5:36pm On Oct 14, 2012
Funny phone conversation (Phone
rings)
Girl: Hello who’s on the line? Boy:
Sorry is this Janesmiley?
Girl: This is Jane speaking, how
may I help you?
Boy: My name is Aluka , I got ur
number from a
friend.
Girl: Really! So what do u want?
Boy: Pls am looking for a serious
date.wink Girl: Really! I’m single so
what do you do?
Boy: I work with NNPC in Port-
Hacourtsmiley. I am well
paid but the problem is am
looking for someone to
spend this money. I will change ur
life if only u wil
accept to be my serious date.
Girl: Wow that’s so romantic! Okay
I acceptsmiley. I’m
from Delta state where are u
from?
Boy: I’m from ALUU.
Girl: Aaa what?? Boy: Aluu in River
state.
Girl: Sorry, who do u say you want
to speak with? Boy: Haba is this
not Jane?.
Girl: SORRY MR ALUKA THIS IS
AMINA FROM
KANO. BLOOD OF JESUS WRONG
NUMBER!!!=D

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Re: Aluu Boys In Trouble. Lwkmd... by mkoabiola: 6:01pm On Oct 14, 2012
Lol,u tried,

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