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Why Do Girls Pretend? by mumumugu(m): 7:20am On Oct 15, 2012
THEY ARE SHORT. So they wear 3 -inches high heel to make them tall

THEY ARE DARK. So they apply bleachin cream to make them fair

they are booobless so they pad up to make them loaded

THEY HAVE SHORT HAIR. So they use atachment or weavon to make it long.;

THEY ARE UGLY.so they apply make up to make them look preety.

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Re: Why Do Girls Pretend? by pheyikemi: 7:53am On Oct 15, 2012
Humans pretend generally, not only gals and all ur highlighted points are believed to b a way of fashion, except d bleaching part. So they do not pretend, it is called fashion

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