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| About Jesus by MeGaStReEt(op): 2:15am On Oct 16, 2012 |
[center][center]GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH. There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was [color=#000000]Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an Italian: 1. He talked with His hands� 2. He had wine with His meals� 3. He used olive oil� But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a ÂCalifornian: 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:� 1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married.. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do Can I get an AMEN ?! AMEN [/center][/color][/center] 1 Like |
| Re: About Jesus by MeGaStReEt(op): 2:18am On Oct 16, 2012 |
Note: Its a forwarded email. |
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