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About Jesus by MeGaStReEt(op): 2:15am On Oct 16, 2012

[center][center]GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH.

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was [color=#000000]Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus wasÂ Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was anÂ Italian:

1. He talked with His handsï¿½

2. He had wine with His mealsï¿½

3. He used olive oilï¿½

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a ÂCalifornian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was anÂ American Indian:ï¿½

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus wasÂ Irish:

1. He never got married..

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a

woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Can I get an AMEN ?!

AMEN [/center][/color][/center]

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Re: About Jesus by MeGaStReEt(op): 2:18am On Oct 16, 2012

Note: Its a forwarded email.

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