shuo nawaoo

na wah wat?

Clem

WHAT RUBBISH IS THIS? U WAN FALL UR HAND ABI?

Dont lose ur respect here, OK

lawdiiie i meant to reply a post but not to start a thread co.z u all know i dont like startn a thread

forget u evr stumbled across this pls.

but if want to diss me after my xplanation ure most welcome!

OK,

I forgive u

u have no option than to

SHHH!!!TTTT

SHHH!!!TTTT        

iteun!! u don jogodo ni??
abi who authorized to use my      ??
guy repect ursef ohh!!
@clemcykul
4 your 4ckup, short sleve for you!!
      

I want to diss you clem

me or gunpoint

Clem
You be my man now

thuggy, go ahead. people are waiting  

Oya wait for me make i comot my cloth

Cover ur body abeg!!!!

I no wan see that chest wey dey like cabin buscuit

isnt clemcykul a gala??

thuggy,
go on, we dey wait.

@gun
nope she's no gala, clems a skull

Clem Clem
I won diss you oooooo
make i diss you?

*puts an ak-47* to thugs skul.*
dey diss deh go.
@clem
so far its u i'll even reward u wit dat our . . . U knw wat
*curtain falls*

*goes ahead and locks door* thug u wan diss me oya start, coz ill teach the distance between condo and gazula

tufe as for you hmmm first go baff b4 we relate

okay peeps take this one as compesation ;Di love u all

George was a thoughtful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday which was coming up soon. As he sat on the edge of the bed, he watched his wife turning back and forth and looking at herself in the mirror. "Reta," he said, "What would you like for your birthday?"

His wife continued to look at herself and said, "I'd like to be six again."

George knew just what to do. On the big day, he got up early and made his wife a bowl of Fruit Loops. Then he took her to an amusement park where they rode all the rides. Five hours later, Reta's stomach felt upside down and her head was reeling. Never the less, George took her to McDonald's and bought her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Next, it was a movie with popcorn, soda and her favorite candy.

As Reta wobbled into the house that evening and flopped on the bed, George asked her, "Well, Dear, what was it like to be six again?"

Reta looked up at him. Her expression changed. She said, "I meant my dress size!" enjoy!

A guy is having a drink
in a bar.



A lot of drinks.
A very dark bar.

He leans over to the big woman
next to him and says,
"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"

The big woman replies,
"Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;
she's an ex-pro wrestler.
Next to her is a blonde
who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,
and she's a kick boxer professional.
Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second
then says;
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times

not dat hot,man mi you can do better.

ol boy u dey kolo ooh

dis one resemble public thread no let me shave dat bia bia wey u dey use deceive bola,chinwe,and salamatu

clemcy?

TEssy,

Leave her. Very soon bla bla go put am for trouble

bia bia means beard in pidgin, i nevr mentioned bla bla bla so what if i do bla bla bla is a way of life isnt it

clemcykul:

*goes ahead and locks door* thug u wan diss me oya start, because ill teach the distance between condo and gazula

tufe as for you hmmm first go baff before we relate

You dey lock door for me and you
Hhahahahahahha I will Bleep the hell out of you

*slaps thuglife*
wat did ur mum tell u bout cussing and swearing?

*slaps thuglife*
wat did ur mum tell u bout cussing and swearing?

I mean real Bleep

fuc<ker!

*castrates thuglife*

No way
Am not Fucking you anymore cos you are gay