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He Asked For It by Lolabbey: 3:04pm On Jan 23, 2008
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his

wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.



One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it is time to go home

and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts

at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"



His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,

shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
Re: He Asked For It by hclacid(m): 3:15pm On Jan 23, 2008
ur jokes just dey make me laugh grin grin
Re: He Asked For It by ituen(m): 3:18pm On Jan 23, 2008
Calls clemcy

Come see wetin u do oh. Na u tell am to dey paste anyhow
Re: He Asked For It by clemcykul(f): 3:54pm On Jan 23, 2008
i tell am make e copy nd paste sensible stuffs me too am tired and shocked embarassed lyfe don tire me small for this thread
Re: He Asked For It by ThugLife1(m): 5:20pm On Jan 23, 2008
Bullshit
Re: He Asked For It by tufe(m): 5:32pm On Jan 23, 2008
nice joke
Re: He Asked For It by ituen(m): 5:37pm On Jan 23, 2008
@Thuglife

Yes bro. MAXIMUM BULLSHIT
Re: He Asked For It by Rebellious(f): 5:39pm On Jan 23, 2008
Lolabbey, quit trying extra hard to impress people by posting C&P jokes and just try being yourself.
Re: He Asked For It by tufe(m): 6:03pm On Jan 23, 2008
allow the babe land finish na. haba ! sad
Re: He Asked For It by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On Jan 24, 2008
*allows her to land first*

dont worry we shall pardon coz ur humble and pretty kiss
Re: He Asked For It by clemcykul(f): 11:27am On Jan 24, 2008
*allows her to land first*

dont worry  lola we shall pardon u coz ur humble and pretty kiss

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