Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniv ersary!


The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"



"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"


what a couple.
lol,

okay?

A couple celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary where asked the secret of their long marraige, hear the man:
HUSBAND: (smiles)Oh! we take time to go the restaurant 2 times a week. A little candle light, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

*watching folly being exhibited*

@tufe

Folly's a real example

:d

@lollabbey&bazey80 ;which is the actual joke.

which ever that amuses u is the ryte joke

secnd joke is funny kind of lol

abeg o, ituen no come indict me for here.
dont bring me into the cross fire between you and folly.
i gotz ur back, no doubt, but u guys fight no get head or tail

@clemzy,
good answer

Can u answer this query?

tufe:

*watching folly being exhibited*

yeah i can.

the joke doesnt make sense, and i'm sure clemz agrees, that why she simply said ok.

and bazilli is contributing to the boredom, thats y i said folly is being exhibited.

happy now?

Just to let u know that dats the begining of urbeef with folly

make una no fight oooooooo

ituen, no try pour fuel for where fire no dey

@lola,
we cant fight. we both perfectly understand what is going on here

@ poster
pls explain the joke

@ tufe
whatz wt dis space wastage. are u laying ur bed already?

@ lola
y u dey beg dem say make dem no fight. abeg the field is sufficient enough for you. FIGHT ON!

@ashaby
it must be from your laptop, cuz i dont see anything

Okay where the gbege dey happen ?

for ya brain ben jay

only cowards wont fight.

tufe dont poke bennie coz b4 u were he was


bennnie why did u just disappear

tufe:

yeah i can.

the joke doesnt make sense, and i'm sure clemz agrees, that why she simply said ok.

and bazilli is contributing to the boredom, thats y i said folly is being exhibited.

happy now?

hmmmm tufe why ar u such a lilly ass turn coat

@clem I haven't been in the country for sometime now.
Been real busy lately. But i am back now.
So who dey worry now for NLD ?

@clemz,
did i in any way attack bennie. whats ya own problem now sef

dey read posts first now

Welcome back from Soweto, Ben

Na only 2 people dey worry for here

Folly and Aisha. Migines is missin and we are waiting for police report

no be waec him dey do again

na wah ooo,migines dey write waec.

i wsh am suces oooo

lola calm down o.

clemz fit hate u for that small statement

haters

soory tufe i bin wan put tee jay na him ur name enter coz i bin dey carry u for mind

bennie ure welcome no body fit disturb himm momsie, they are all good children

tufe as for lola leave her alone she go wash plate and baby napkin tire

clemcy habba na so u hate me reach?

didnt mean any harm.

tufe sure clemcy wont giv me dat kind odd job