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| Meet My Mistress: by ogbeisioma: 7:54pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more yacht club.But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies. |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by Millena(m): 11:19pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
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| Re: Meet My Mistress: by Necorios(m): 11:32pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
Hmmm |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by playmate(f): 11:42pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
ok.  |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by gunpoint(m): 6:58am On Jan 24, 2008 |
iteun's mistress 
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| Re: Meet My Mistress: by Migines(m): 7:25am On Jan 24, 2008 |
Lol d earlier she accepts, the better. |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by clemcykul(f): 9:01am On Jan 24, 2008 |
AWWWW  shes lovely! dont u guys think so? |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by clemcykul(f): 9:01am On Jan 24, 2008 |
AWWWW shes lovely! dont u guys think so?iteun must be very proud of his mistress |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by kaka23(f): 1:01pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
what lovely teeths she has iteun must be proud of her |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by gunpoint(m): 7:08am On Jan 25, 2008 |
Very fotogenic too!!! Its nt often u see a goat wit such a smile!! |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by micklplus(m): 7:35am On Jan 25, 2008 |
na wah for u o gunpoint !! how ewu go be mistress ! u harsh small. Nice one. cheers |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by Migines(m): 7:40am On Jan 25, 2008 |
itu£n? |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by tessybaby(f): 7:43am On Jan 25, 2008 |
he is not around any message for him? |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by gunpoint(m): 5:07pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
@tessybaby Nt really, but i get messege 4 u!! Iteun is leavn u, 4 dat fine ass WHITE chic up der, i suggest u geti ursef anoda man!!! If u no hear, na u go lose out!!! A word is enof 4 a wife!!! |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by saucekid(m): 5:29pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
*watching with interest* |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by gunpoint(m): 5:50pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
@saucekid Oma run dwn ohhhhhhh!!!! |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by saucekid(m): 6:07pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
like you? nah. . . . . . . . . . keep trying,you'll get back on your feet in the next millenium |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by ThugLife1(m): 6:24pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
really? |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by saucekid(m): 6:28pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
ask him he's in a better position to tell you |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by ThugLife1(m): 6:30pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
gunpoint explain urself |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by saucekid(m): 6:37pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
he has gone back to hustle |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by ThugLife1(m): 6:39pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
Really? How do you know that?are you his Boss? |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by saucekid(m): 6:41pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
just saw him now while driving thru maryland |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by ThugLife1(m): 8:37pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
You dey drive bicycle? |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by saucekid(m): 9:09pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
state of the art kuvuki brand beemer |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by ThugLife1(m): 9:17pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
really? |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by saucekid(m): 9:28pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
did you in your groundnut size brain think we were poor? |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by ThugLife1(m): 9:33pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
You are fucking poor nigga   |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by saucekid(m): 9:35pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
in your mind you've said a complete sentence |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by ThugLife1(m): 9:44pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
Yea dawg |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by saucekid(m): 9:48pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
clap for yaself |
| Re: Meet My Mistress: by ThugLife1(m): 10:55pm On Jan 25, 2008 |
Papapa papa pa |
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