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Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by Nobody: 6:24am On Oct 19, 2012
On behalf of me, myself and i, I Boo Qee wish to use dis medium to wish my very good friend, sutoboy, a very wonderful and happy new year, Long life and prosperity, joy and happiness in gud health and peace in Jesus name!.
To show our appreciation for our member, we at NJPC have decided to throw a party in his honour.
>The venue is oriental hotel.
¤guest artiste: olamide, dbanj, tiwa savage, tonto decay, m.i, goldie, rick ross(did i hear u say "whoa.....!"?!) tongue. I hear mikuz is also bringing some up and coming musicians from d music section.
¤Special guests of the occasion: Booqee, ekeroyal, seun.
¤Those who booked for the VIP seats: valiantvaliant, vicky, pendusky, agybabe.
¤Mc of the occasion: switchicgurl, jojo armani, newbin.
¤The bouncers: bunmioguns, toygod.
¤Cooks: annbabyhot, mukina.
¤Wine, cake, and food tasters: bingbagbo, dani1luv and jackpot(dis is mere protocol, if they die, we'll know d food has been poisoned) I really don't trust dat cook called mukina.,
¤toto taster: bright007, mogulo. (rumour has it dat some hot chics from d sexuality and romance sections'll be coming around). But to prevent our guest from contacting HIV, these guys would first taste it and catch it first.
¤The cleaners who'd also be the servers as well: ajibel, newbin, mikuz
photographer: pretiebony and lalaosky.
¤ others who booked for seats(i think they're too broke to afford d VIP dats y cry): shadrach, lalaosky, born2fuck, bigvagina, acidtalk, acidosis, bushyanus eldav, homar, dopejemi, frostyzone, ben10, laitesmart, and the rest of jokes section members as well as all nlers.
note: tickets of all projan members you see here were proudly paid for by NJPC.
Red carpet starts by 8.00pm.
Dress code: a touch of green, and most importantly just look good, hot and drop dead gorgeous, ur clothing must not be worth less than $1200. (projanners should take note, if you don't have money as i know u don't, just go borrow some, or see me b4 the party starts..we don't want to see u in ur rags, bin be warned) this is a high class birthday.
>we'll also be givin the suto-award of the best joker of the year. grin
>there'll be a lot of side attractions,..no worries.
>make sure y'all come with gift for the celebrant else you won't be allowed to come in..bouncers take note.
>other items listed on the programme of the occasion would be updated by the mc or me.
Have fun and enjoy!
grin grin grin
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by swtchicgurl: 8:45am On Oct 19, 2012
who's sutoboy?

is it d name of a biscuit or the specie of a cow? undecided

besides, i'm a guest performer anywhr i go, so can u please remove tiwa cabbage savage for my name? tongue
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by sutoboy(m): 9:52am On Oct 19, 2012
swtchicgurl: who's sutoboy?

is it d name of a biscuit or the specie of a cow? undecided

besides, i'm a guest performer anywhr i go, so can u please remove tiwa cabbage savage for my name? tongue
shocked
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by Nobody: 10:27am On Oct 19, 2012
Me toto taster??


What is born2fuck doing down there?


I never wan die oooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

So can i teast with C*nd*m??
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by Nobody: 9:33pm On Oct 19, 2012
swtchicgurl: who's sutoboy?

is it d name of a biscuit or the specie of a cow?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by larride(m): 10:13pm On Oct 19, 2012
Happy Birthday Suto
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by monsuruad(m): 10:53pm On Oct 19, 2012
I would have believed this if not for it is in the *jokes* section......funny a little
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by sutoboy(m): 12:37am On Oct 20, 2012
larride: Happy Birthday Suto


Thanks boss!

Bigger you IJN
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by larride(m): 8:34pm On Oct 20, 2012
sutoboy:


Thanks boss!

Bigger you IJN

And you too cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by bingbagbo(m): 8:39am On Oct 21, 2012
*entering the party with my gift "coffin" for mr sutoboy*

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Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by pendusky(m): 8:37pm On Oct 22, 2012
grin grin, Sutoboy na ur bf?
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by CLIQBOY(m): 8:41pm On Oct 22, 2012
swtchicgurl: who's sutoboy?

is it d name of a biscuit or the specie of a cow? undecided

besides, i'm a guest performer anywhr i go, so can u please remove tiwa cabbage savage for my name? tongue
i just want to ask the same question too??
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by toygod2: 11:40pm On Oct 22, 2012
Come oh, e be like say,na this sutoboy dey HAMMER dis booqee o?

PretiEbony(f): Quote Post

swtchicgurl: who's sutoboy? huh

is it d name of a biscuit or the specie of a cow?
.......na true o, it actually sounds like ,one of the nasco biscuit product
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by sutoboy(m): 9:12pm On Nov 08, 2012
pendusky: grin grin, Sutoboy na ur bf?

U no lie
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by sutoboy(m): 9:13pm On Nov 08, 2012
toygod2: Come oh, e be like say,na this sutoboy dey HAMMER dis booqee o?

.......na true o, it actually sounds like ,one of the nasco biscuit product


Oh Mary mother of Jesus Christ!

Oluwagbami oh
Re: Happy Birthday SUTOBOY!!! ;) by pendusky(m): 11:36pm On Nov 08, 2012
sutoboy:

U no lie
Thatz gud...

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