Dracula decides to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. The rules were simple. The bat who drinks the most blood would be the winnter. He selects his three top bats to compete.

So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family."

"Very good," says Dracula.

The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children."

"Impressive," Dracula replies.

Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe.

Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that?" he asked.

And the bat replies. "Do you see that tower?"

Dracula replies, "Yes."

And the bat says, "Well, I didn't."

Good joke but technical

vampire!

@Clem

Of course we know dat. Anything else?

lol

not at all dats just the word!

good

its all amazing that ure hearing dat word for the first time everin ur life!

use the word it will do wonders for ur vocab! now i really dont want any gibberish from you at least uve gootn my attention enuf. now buzz off!

for ur mind oh

Duh, clemcy, What r u yapping on about?

I'm sure Father Dracula wud have sipped the poor bat's blood. Nice joke fella

yessso for my mind and ur lyfe

ninjabyte u well so?