Last week a frend of mine was asking me about the secret to my happily married life for 20 long years without a single fight so i decided to give him my succes story.. And it goes thus:
We(i and my wife) went horse riding on our honeymoon. Just a few minutes into the ride her horse jumped up and she fell to the d ground,she simply stood up patted the horse and said "This is your 1st time".
We continued on the ride and after a few minutes the horse did it again and she fell again,again she patted the horse and said "this is your 2nd time" she got back on the horse and we continued riding once more... The horse did it once again and all i heard was click click bang paww(gunshot) and the horse was down on its back ... Dead. . . I was shockd at this and i yelled at my wife saying "damn!! You psycho,why did u do that?" She looked at me,smiled forcefully and said to me "this is your 1st time" ...
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After that incident we never fought or argued ever again... All thanks to me..

you be ode!..find ya way to the lomance section joor

Ajibel: you be ode!..find ya way to the lomance section joor

Dude,if u dnt undastand d joke,just ask and it wil be explained to u

Xymc...:
Last week a frend of mine was asking me about the secret to my happily married life for 20 long years without a single fight so i decided to give him my succes story.. And it goes thus:
We(i and my wife) went horse riding on our honeymoon. Just a few minutes into the ride her horse jumped up and she fell to the d ground,she simply stood up patted the horse and said "This is your 1st time".
We continued on the ride and after a few minutes the horse did it again and she fell again,again she patted the horse and said "this is your 2nd time" she got back on the horse and we continued riding once more... The horse did it once again and all i heard was click click bang paww(gunshot) and the horse was down on its back ... Dead. . . I was shockd at this and i yelled at my wife saying "damn!! You psycho,why did u do that?" She looked at me,smiled forcefully and said to me "this is your 1st time" ...
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After that incident we never fought or argued ever again... All thanks to me..

Classic

Xymc...:
Last week a frend of mine was asking me about the secret to my happily married life for 20 long years without a single fight so i decided to give him my succes story.. And it goes thus:
We(i and my wife) went horse riding on our honeymoon. Just a few minutes into the ride her horse jumped up and she fell to the d ground,she simply stood up patted the horse and said "This is your 1st time".
We continued on the ride and after a few minutes the horse did it again and she fell again,again she patted the horse and said "this is your 2nd time" she got back on the horse and we continued riding once more... The horse did it once again and all i heard was click click bang paww(gunshot) and the horse was down on its back ... Dead. . . I was shockd at this and i yelled at my wife saying "damn!! You psycho,why did u do that?" She looked at me,smiled forcefully and said to me "this is your 1st time" ...
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After that incident we never fought or argued ever again... All thanks to me..

So what should we do now?

Xymc...:
Last week a frend of mine was asking me about the secret to my happily married life for 20 long years without a single fight so i decided to give him my succes story.. And it goes thus:
We(i and my wife) went horse riding on our honeymoon. Just a few minutes into the ride her horse jumped up and she fell to the d ground,she simply stood up patted the horse and said "This is your 1st time".
We continued on the ride and after a few minutes the horse did it again and she fell again,again she patted the horse and said "this is your 2nd time" she got back on the horse and we continued riding once more... The horse did it once again and all i heard was click click bang paww(gunshot) and the horse was down on its back ... Dead. . . I was shockd at this and i yelled at my wife saying "damn!! You psycho,why did u do that?" She looked at me,smiled forcefully and said to me "this is your 1st time" ...
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After that incident we never fought or argued ever again... All thanks to me..

we don hear u!!! WARNING no try post anytin like diz 4 diz joke section again.

yungkiz: we don hear u!!! WARNING no try post anytin like diz 4 diz joke section again.

And who da hell are u to tell me that?

PretiEbony: So what should we do now?

You're a lady i can see,so if u wana keep your man close and without any disputes like i and my wife simply do the same thing *winks*. . . . . . . . . . KDK tnk u my broda jare